“Lord, help me,” pleaded Sprite.
“What’s up?” asked Sprite.
“I think I have hypochondria,” replied Sprite.
“Do you know what hypochondria is?” asked Sprite.
“No idea,” said Sprite. “But I know I’ve got it.”
Looky looky! Something came in the post today!
I need to give it a few read throughs, check for mistakes and then release. I’m going to keep giving the ebook away for free for the first five days of release for the next couple of books. Despite my annoyance with freebie hunters leaving bad reviews, I get away mostly unscathed compared to most indie authors I follow. If you fancy grabbing my first three books, hit the links below.
USA Editions: http://amzn.to/2frKA6e
UK Editions: http://amzn.to/2y6t8v0
Cheers!
Little Fears 
… and it hurts right here!
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Spectacular groaners delivering a punch to humor. 🙂
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At sometimes I have exactly the same symptoms…! ?
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Arf. Google gives us all hypochondria. 🙂
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Love the cover ?
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Thank you Lisa. 🙂
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amazing !!
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Thank you. 🙂
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SlapHandOntoFace&GROAN * !! ;P
Happy Sunday, Peter! 😀
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Haha, ya love it really. Happy Monday!
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Tell Sprite to read two puns and call me in the morning! 😀
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Katish! Haha, very good Mermaid!
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Lol oh boy! That book cover looks amazing! How much does it cost?
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Thank you. The ebook will be free for the first 5 days, then £4.99 after. The paperback will be £12.
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You’re welcome! Oh great nice! Thanks for the info☺
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Welcies and thank you Tammy. 🙂
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You’re most welcomies lol! ?
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Keep it coming, Peter. You’re my grins in the midst of crazy today.
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Thank you Dayle, you know I will!
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ha – thanks for the smile today – and what I hate is when those with hypochondria also tend to catastrophise.
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Mmhmm. Got that right! Though Google and WebMD don’t help… 🙂
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ha! (but I hate WebMD – I disagree with so many of their points)
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Oh I disagree with most haha! Search webmd or google for runny nose symptoms and it will always tell you have a life-threatening disease. 🙂
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ha – yes – and then will note which drug you need – not always, but here int he States more than other places – lol
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I know many of Sprite’s kindred spirits. ? And YAY! Congrats!!! 🙂 Cheers!
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Yep. I’ve worked with a few of them. 🙂
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