Fungal Abuse

As the fungi continued their tirade of abuse, Poofball did declare, “screw this crap, I ain’t taking yo’ shit any longer.” Forsooth, she did sprout a pair of legs, and she did feck off to a nicer place, with most pleasant mushrooms.

I’m with ya, Poofball. Fo real!

I’m grateful I never have to deal with haters. Arguments online always look so pointless. On the rare occasions that they involve me (three in over 20 years of internet usage), I treat them with utter indifference.

Of my three encounters with drama llamas, one abused me for days before disappearing altogether when he realised I wasn’t the person he thought I was (lol). Another one I saw abusing other people, so I blocked and ignored him. Three months later he realised I blocked him, he kicked off and got himself blocked and ignored by people he was fuming too, about me.

The third one was back when I released Grey Moon. A minor drama where someone assumed the 100% female cast was a parody or satire of lefties. I told him it wasn’t and couldn’t understand how he’d drawn that conclusion. He wrote some negative reviews announcing I’d become too SJW. And that was that. Arguing was not going to change anything, so I ignored him. His blog has since vanished from WordPress.

Side note on that, Grey Moons cast was all female because I wanted to write a story about three characters in a pub. Fuen, Yuffie and Reala felt like perfect characters for that story. The rest of the cast were female by mistake. I just kept writing ‘she’ when referring to the penguins and llama that visited the bar.

The Lost Leeds series was all female thanks to the main characters being based on my two dogs, Lily and Sally. The supporting cast was female thanks to pun names such as Molly Cule the chemist and Robyn Banks the thief.

Brass’ cast was all female because, well, I don’t know. Nor do I care. At no point did I make a casting choice based on the gender of a character. Take any post in all of those stories 300’ish tales, and tell me what difference it would make replacing any character with a male counterpart. I can save you some time there, and say ‘none’.

The point of all that tangent being, even the reason the guy cried “Peter is an SJW,” was misplaced. Not only would me responding to the guy be pointless, but his entire argument with me was irrelevant in the first place.

Internet abuse man, it such a waste of pixels.

With all that said, I do understand some folks cannot ignore the online abuse they take. People, young and old, often don’t know how to deal with digital bullying and women get it at least ten times harder than men.

So if you’re taking abuse online and you don’t know how to deal with it, check out the Cybersmile Foundations website. Their help centre has information on everything from doxing to mental health and even legal perspectives. https://www.cybersmile.org

For parents and children, the NSPCC has some information on cyberbullying and they have people you can talk too. https://www.nspcc.org.uk/

Also, a quick shout out to Julie Reeser. A long time Fears’er who’s hosting a panel later this month on Social Media Gone Wrong. You can see her schedule HERE, her Patreon HERE and her Twitter HERE.

Not sure how to end this post, so a dog-Latin quote from the British Army during World War II.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

‘Don’t let the bastards grind you down.’

Ooo, and Poofball with some friendly mushrooms is available on my Etsy store. http://littlefears.etsy.com

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Mousemaid

Hah! Get it! A mousemaid for #mermay! Or should that be mermouse…

I’ve been playing with a Zig Art & Graphic Twin pen today. I’ve had it for ages, but I have little to no brush control. it’s a swish, swoosh and hope for the best.

Still managed a few Fears critters though. I shall be piddling about with brushes for the rest of the day as it’s ma birfday.

Yep, May the 4th, I am exactly <age redacted> years old. Let me tell you, May the 4th be with you has been a gag since the seventies! In all of my <age redacted> years, I’ve heard that saying every darned birthday! I’m a little older, wiser and my moustache is a little greyer. That’s going to happen after <age redacted> years on this earth though, aye.

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Extravagant

I can say, with absolute certainty, MerMay is a challenge I will not complete. I’m not even going to try. I have too much going on right now. But, on the days where I have an extra bit of time, I could draw some more fishy fears.

The first day’s theme is extravagant. So that’ll be a seahorse for me. Maybe on her way to meet Pisces or Aquarius. Or on her way to commit an evil deed to appease the zodiac fears.

If you’re interested in #MerMay, check out the homepage: mermay.com

If you want to nobble the pens I used, Faber Castell Pitt artists pens, you can grab them on Amazon: amzn.to/2VBMS9c

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Indicrow

“Her alarm woke her at dawn. After she hushed the beeping clock, she wondered why there was no dawn chorus. Until she opened the curtains and saw thousands of birds. Sitting in silence and staring at her house.”

Weee, Saturday spooks! A Saturday morning monster. With a long beak and purple feathers, I kinda figure Indicrow is a suitable name. She looks a little bird like.

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Jellyfish’ed

Wobbly and ambiguous. I’d say that describes the Brass story. It’s a story that would suffer from over-explanation or specifics.

I’ve witnessed three people losing themselves in their final days. It’s hard on everyone. Not remembering a 16-week long hospital visit or asking when we hung a painting that’s lived on the same wall in their house for 30+ years. Picking them up when they’ve gotten lost in the 1/2 mile long high street they’ve lived next to their entire lives. Sitting in the back seat of our Volvo and asking why there’s no steering wheel in the car.

I do firmly believe, sometimes the best we can do is keep everyone laughing. Laughter is often all that keeps us going in our darkest hours. It’s a coping mechanism with no equal. When our loved ones do finally pass on, remember the best of them. Keep their ideas, hopes and dreams alive just that little bit longer.

Also, keep telling their favourite jokes. I’ve told you about my mate Sid, right? He was the victim of ID theft. He’s now just called S.

If you’re supporting someone, or know anyone, suffering from age-related memory changes or dementia, there are good charities out there who can help.

Dementia UK – https://www.dementiauk.org/

Age UK – https://www.ageuk.org.uk/

Alzheimer’s Society – https://www.alzheimers.org.uk/

If you know of any good ones outside of the UK, please do drop their name and a link in comments.

Cheers.

Copper & Iron

With eight tales left, Copper and Iron’s future is still uncertain. But one thing is certain. They’re available on the Little Fears Etsy store! Linky: littlefears.etsy.com

The mechanical critters will, of course, be appearing on more tees over on our Threadless store. If you have a favourite line, quote or scene, let me know. I’ll see to it they become available in textile form. linky: littlefears.threadless.com

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Mere Dreams

Well, of course she was going on a tee!

She’s available in a range of colours and apparels including green hoodies and yellow shirts. Also, mugs, notepads and phone cases.

Where can you buy this whimsical saying, I hear you cry! Or was that a groan because I’m hawking my wares again? I’m not sure, I wasn’t listening…

You can buy them from my Threadless store of course! Here’s a handy link for you: littlefears.threadless.com

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Trouble

Straight up, I don’t do elves. The fancy ones are always ‘considerably richer than you!’ The woodland ones are always naked running through trees and eating berries. The dark ones… Well… They eat peoples hamsters.

I can read stories with them in, just fine. But I can’t write them myself. Heck, I can’t play them in games either. I was never an elf in my 80s Dungeons and Dragons/Heroquest/Warhammer quest days.

I’ve tried giving elves a go in computer games. In Morrowind, Ultima Online, Everquest, Second Life and recently Skyrim. I just can’t jive with them. Though weird thing, I can jive with other non-human critters. Skyrims lizardmen and cat-people (argonians and khajits?) I can piddle about with.

So, yeah, for this weeks #Colour_Collective I’d like to present a trouble of elves. That’s what a group of them is called right?

Oo and the terror-dactyls flying overhead are quite a popular tee on my Threadless store.

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Buglies

No matter what you write, draw or create, people who view, read or watch what you’ve made will often come away with a different view than yourself.

My triffids have been seen as Demagogues (I still haven’t seen Stranger Things). They were also recently compared to a wind farm (hah, yes!).

At markets, when you see people face to face, you often find out where your art is headed. Red’s a popular one for children’s bedrooms. The insect queen gets compared to the Spotify logo (crab nabbit, she originally had an orange head and nobody said a thing!) Leo goes to cat lovers and Fuen and the chicks just get everywhere.

But the one that always baffles me, is the Buglies are regularly bought for kitchens.

I don’t… Get it… I mean, I kinda do. They’re cute, fun and playful. But why the kitchen? Do people see them and say, “oh hey, big insects! Maybe they’ll scare the mice off!” Why buy them to hang in the kitchen?

Well, if you want to hang a pack of bugs in your kitchen, or if you just enjoy my ham-fisted marketing posts, you can find them at the Little Fears Etsy store: etsy.com/uk/shop/LittleFears

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Fear Cats & Threadless free shipping!

Srsly, screw them hairy, angry, hissing little fuzzbags!

Fear Cats is available now on the Little Fears Threadless store: littlefears.threadless.com

OK, as usual, we have a new Threadless design available on hoodies, pullovers, tanks and a gazillion types of tees in a gazillion colours. Prices start at $15 a tee.

Not, as usual, Threadless is running a free shipping deal on orders over $45 across all designs. Get in!

According to my new header banner thing, Get Free Shipping! Use Code “FREESHIP3197cca8e” Order minimum $45. Ends Mar 31 ’19 11:59PM CDT.

That link again, in case ya missed it the first time: littlefears.threadless.com

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