Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“I need some further education,” sighed Arya.
“Want to learn anything in particular?” asked Mud.
“A new language, maybe,” replied Arya.
“Oh, I learned sign language a few years ago,” said Mud.
“Ahh, awesome,” said Arya. “Have you ever needed it?”
“Well,” pondered Muck, “it’s come in handy.”
“Yeah, I just saw him,” said Sprite. “It looked like his feet had been cut off!”
“Oh, yes,” replied Devilish. “That was me. I needed his shoes.”
“Good grief,” gasped Sprite. “That’s a bit extreme!”
“I know,” grinned Devilish, “but his sole is now mine.”
Sprite whined.
“She called me a cretaceous throwback with a head as bobbly as a Necroraphidia,” moaned Bugly.
“That’s what all this sulking is about?” sighed Sprite.
Buglys eyes widened and his top mandible quivered.
“Ok, listen, don’t worry about what humans think,” said Sprite. “They don’t do it very often.”
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Howdy, all. Trying a new title picture and hopefully image inserts for WordPress reader and email subscription today. Paws crossed. Might make image shares from this page a bit more interesting too.
Planned theme change didn’t happen because a plugin broke my website for four days. Apologies to any deleted comments, I had to cobble together a six week old back up. Thank you, as always, for sticking about everyone.
“Diet?” asked Clouds. “What’s that?”
“It’s an experience I guess,” replied Sprite.
“Ooo, I like experiences,” said Clouds. “What’s it like?”
“Well,” pondered Sprite, “you feel really crap for a short time before returning to your normal weight.”
Clouds raised a fluffy eyebrow.
Introducing Door for this weeks #Colour_Collective. A cute wee missy, known for guarding a door. This weeks colour is Auburn.
The Little Fears website will be getting an overhaul this weekend. I adore my theme, layout, look and feel. But unfortunately, in Automatics infinite wisdom, their reader has never displayed featured images in their own WordPress reader. Baffling. Our largest followings can’t view our posts in full. This is a rather large job for me as it means I have to manually edit every post on the Little Fears to move the featured image to the first image in a post. 842 posts to be exact. Cripes. Wish me luck!
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
She was glad whatever was holding her ankle had let go. Her concern over the mud rising up and covering her body was still present though.
Introducing Ibex for this weeks #Colour_Collective. A lovely lady really. Big on climbing and biffing people up the butt. Small on collectable frog toys. This weeks colour is Scheveningen Orange.
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
Introducing Scrapps for this weeks #Colour_Collective. This lovely lady was originally going to be my Scorpio. She does have a curly tail but it’s just not prominent enough for what I wanted. I am still quite fond of her though. The colour for this week is Deep Mahogany.
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
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Coo, finally, nearly caught up with #Colour_Collective. A colourful wee Tumeric Fear this week.
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Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
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Squidly was re-drawn for last weeks #Colour_Collective. Take a look at her slimy chin. Mmm, forbidden goo. The colour last week was Hookers Green. Deliciously slimy.
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Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
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