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Inktober Day Two – Tranquil

October 2, 2018 LittleFears27 Comments

“I love you,” she said.

“Step closer,” it replied.

Lost…

October 1, 2018 LittleFears35 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 28

“Call just come in ma’am,” said Sally.

“Are we needed?” asked Lily.

“Afraid so,” said Sally. “The whole of Yorkshires police force has lost an entire town.”

“Darn,” said Lily. “Any details?”

“Not yet,” replied Sally. “They are looking for Leeds.”

Ahahaha. Do ya get it? Lost Leeds! Losing leads… Finding Leads… Bwahaha. I’ve spent three months naming these plotlines for that payoff. It was worth it, right? Right? Right?… I think I can hear crickets… Oh…

Thank you for joining me on these wee tales. I certainly hope you enjoyed Lily and Sally’s adventures. They ended a few days behind schedule, doh, but we’ll have a new series starting tomorrow, internet connection willing. See ya then!

Anitas Funeral

October 1, 2018 LittleFears27 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 27

“Will you going to her funeral?” asked Sally.

“Yes,” said Lily. “Despite our differences, we do go back a long way. I believe there will be less than five people there.”

“Will you be honouring her last request?” asked Polly.

“What was the last request?” asked Sally.

“That she gets a glass coffin,” replied Lily. “Remains to be seen.”

Explosive End

October 1, 2018 LittleFears21 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 26

“Oh, no!” cried Anita.

Moments later an explosion was heard from inside the dry cleaners. Parts of a clock and scraps of a dynamite sleeve flew through the window.

Lily picked up the broken bomb and turned it over in her hands. “It looks like Anita created a bomb activated by puns.”

“Well,” said Sally, “that blew up in her face.”

Crabby Crime

September 30, 2018 LittleFears30 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 25

“OK, let’s get in there,” said Lily.

“We have to wait a moment,” replied Sally.

“Why?” asked Lily.

“Because there are crabs everywhere on the pavement outside,” pointed out Sally.

“Crabs?” asked Lily.

“Yeah,” replied Sally. “They are using the sidewalk.”

Timed Out

September 29, 2018 LittleFears21 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 24

“Anita,” called Lily. “We know you are in there, come out with your hands up!”

“I can’t,” shouted Anita. “I’m busy!”

“Doing what?” called back Lily.

“I have my eye on an online auction for a vintage timepiece,” hollered Anita.

“Put it on your watch list,” ordered Lily.

Energy Drunk

September 28, 2018 LittleFears30 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 23

“Sounds like you have known her a long a time,” said Sally.

“Yes,” sighed Lily. “Unfortunately we go way back.”

“Did she start her criminal life with small crimes?” asked Sally.

“Well, her first crime was stealing one thousand cases of Red Bull,” replied Lily.

“My word,” said Sally. “How does she sleep at night?”

Marrow Fat

September 27, 2018 LittleFears31 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 22

“She could be going after her bone marrow donor,” pondered Lily.

“Oh, aye?” questioned Sally.

“She needed a transplant some years back from around here,” said Lily.

“Was it successful?” asked Sally.

“Oh yes,” said Lily. “They found an Argentinian man who was available.”

“I think I remember reading about this,” said Sally. “Diego Marrow Donor.”

Clean Cash

September 26, 2018 LittleFears18 Comments

Finding Leeds – ep. 21

“Ma’am” cried Sally, “the sergeant says she has her trapped.”

“Tell her we’ll be there as quick as we can,” said Lily running for the car.

“The address looks like it’s the old dry cleaners in Willesden,” said Sally.

“There was evidence she had a stash of money there,” replied Lily.

“She certainly seems the type to be into money laundering,” growled Sally.

Squidly

September 24, 2018 LittleFears11 Comments

Squidly was re-drawn for last weeks #Colour_Collective. Take a look at her slimy chin. Mmm, forbidden goo. The colour last week was Hookers Green. Deliciously slimy.

With special thanks

Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.