Jessies Missus

Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 14)

Jessie wandered in and sat down in the comfy chair.

“Looking glum there, girl,” said Reala.

“Argued with the missus,” she replied.

“Oh dear,” said Reala. “What’s the problem?”

“Same old,” sighed Jessie. “She just doesn’t understand me.”

“Ah,” said Fuen, “what is she? French or something?”

Jessie sighed. “Rum please!”

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Race Car

Grey Moon – Tuesday (ep. 13)

“Good grief, that’s loud!” yelled Reala, grabbing the television controller, and lowering the volume.

“What do we want?” chanted Fuen.

“Race car noises,” replied Yuffie.

“When do we want them?” chanted Fuen.

“Neeeeeeeooooooooooooowwww,” replied Yuffie.

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Fearful Names

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 12)

“I always wondered where the Bahamas got their name,” pondered Reala.

“I wonder where I got my name from,” sighed Yuffie. “I mean Yuffie. I’m meant to be some sort of queen of the dead.”

“I like your name,” said Reala.

“Pretty sure my name relates to a celestial bird,” said Fuen.

“Nice,” said Reala. “My sister was named after my mum.”

“Oh?” quizzed Yuffie.

“Yeah,” sighed Reala. “Growing up was hard when your sister was called Mum.”

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Imaginary Drums

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 11)

“For my twelfth birthday, my mum took me on holiday to the Bahamas,” reminisced Reala.

“For my twelfth birthday, my mum got me the book of the dead,” sighed Yuffie.

“For my twelfth birthday, my mum got me an imaginary drum kit,” moaned Fuen.

“An imaginary drum kit?” enquired Reala.

“Yeah,” grumbled Fuen. “Can’t beat that.”

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Limbo Jane

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 10)

“Oh, wait. Was that the time you went on holiday with Jane?” laughed Fuen.

“Yeah, with the frazzled hair,” said Yuffie.

“Did you know she was once in a championship limbo team?” asked Fuen.

“Mmhmm,” replied Yuffie. “I was on her limbo team when we took the three-inch championship in the Bahamas.”

“Nice,” said Fuen.

“Yep, we go way back,” smirked Yuffie.

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Gum Smugglers

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 9)

“I once got caught sneaking three hundred packets of bubblegum through customs,” moaned Reala.

“I once got caught smuggling twelve cases of Portuguese fortified wine into the country,” sighed Yuffie.

“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “Were you punished?”

“Yeah,” replied Yuffie. “I got deported.”

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Pocket Calculators

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 8)

“Well I don’t like them,” moaned Yuffie. “They’re just too small.”

“Well yes,” said Reala, “but they’re still useful.”

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“Pocket calculators,” replied Reala.

“What’s the point of them?” asked Yuffie. “I have never been in a situation where I can’t count the number of pockets I have.”

A wee thanks to Esme for her recent review of Seeking Hydra.

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Corner Sitting

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 7)

“It’s a bit cold in here,” said Fuen.

“Try sitting in the corner,” replied Reala.

“Which corner?” asked Fuen.

“Any of them,” replied Reala. “They’re all about 90 degrees.”

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Backward Maps

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 6)

Fuen jumped as her phone beeped.

“Is that a new phone?” asked Reala.

“Looks like it,” laughed Yuffie. “Mine’s been overdue an upgrade as long as Fuen’s.”

“Hey, check it out,” said Fuen. “I have an email here saying Google can now read maps backwards.”

“Oh, that’s just spam,” said Reala.

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Lady Lozenge

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 5)

Yuffie shook out the newspaper. “Oh, that’s a shame.”

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“The lady who invented the throat lozenge has passed away,” replied Yuffie.

Reala and Fuen gave Yuffie a moment.

“It says here that there will be no coffin at the funeral.”

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