Category: Hydra

“Really?” sighed Fuen.

“Oh yes,” said Alien. “I have been on the clock diet all week.”

“I bet that’s time consume…” started Spectre.

“STOP!” yelled Fuen, “we have done that joke four times!”

“Right,” said Spectre. “How is the clock diet going Alien?”

“To be honest,” sighed Alien, “I keep going back four seconds…”

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“Yeah, he was studying to be a chemist when he died,” sighed Sprite.

“There has to be a pun there,” said Spectre.

“No puns,” said Yuffie. “We knew him, even if we did not like him, so we won’t make any gags about chemists, their deaths or anything that happens after.”

“What happens after a chemists death?” asked Sprite.

“They barium,” said Spectre.

Yuffie sighed.

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“Where’s Hydra?” asked Yuffie.

“Oh, erm,” stammered Red. “He’s gone to the hospital,”

“Oh dear,” gasped Yuffie. “What for?”

“He ate a barrel of Kodak camera film,” replied Red. “The doctor said we should leave him to sleep. They will let us know if anything develops.”

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“Hey,” came a voice from the bushes. “Hey, Red!”

“Hydra?” asked Red. “Is that you?”

“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “Listen, the police are chasing me because I stole some swimming pool inflatables.”

“Oh dear!” gasped Red. “If Yuffie finds out she’s gonna be mad!”

“I know,” replied Hydra. “I gotta lilo.”

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“Well, I used to teach,” said Sprite.

“You were a teacher?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah, science, space and stuff,” said Sprite.

“What sorta stuff?” asked Fuen.

“Gravity,” said Sprite. “It was a weighty subject.”

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“She was banging on my door at 2 o’clock this morning,” grumbled Hydra.

“Good grief,” said Cloud.

“She was shouting, ‘for feck sake! Your music’s loud. Do you know what the time is?'” moaned Hydra.

“Ah,” said Cloud. “Did you know the time?”

“Yeah,” said Hydra, “a standard 4/4 rock beat.”

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“And then she said no,” laughed Yuffie, “she was menstruating!”

“Ladies,” sighed Fuen. “PMS jokes are not funny.”

“Period,” nodded Reala sagely.

Yuffie stifled a giggle.

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“Oh, Kraken,” yelled Red. “Mate, I got one for ya!”

“A fishy pun?” asked Kraken, grabbing a pen and paper.

“Yeah, it’s a good one,” said Red. “It’s about a fish with amnesia.”

“Right,” said Kraken.

“I’ve forgotten how it goes…” grinned Red.

“Oh no,” sighed Kraken.

 

“Well, you’re no Mario,” laughed Snake.

Sprite glared at Snake.

“Lost another job?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah, as a plumber,” sighed Sprite. “I found it draining.”