Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“OK,” said Reala, “I am afraid Fuen and Yuffie scoffed all the Hobnobs and Digestives.”
“Knackers,” sighed Alpaca.
“I do have some Animal Crackers,” said Reala.
“Oh, I can’t eat them on account of my beliefs,” replied Alpaca.
“Eh?” enquired Reala.
“I’m a vegetarian,” replied Alpaca.
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“Can I get you something?” asked Reala.
“Cuppa tea and some biscuits, please,” requested the Alpaca. “Do you have them new Viagra tea bags?”
Reala studied Alpaca. “You’re a female llama. Why would you need Viagra tea?”
“Oh, it’s not for sex,” replied Alpaca. “It just stops the biscuits going soft.”
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Capricorn (ep. 78)
The effort of climbing the short flight of stairs made it wheeze and cough. It seemed more geriatric than terrifying. Years of comics and movies had changed the human mind’s perspective. He was not prepared for how vulnerable it appeared. He stepped back, into arms. Turning his head to see eight more behind him.
Sneaky buggers…
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Eaten too many chocolate eggs already? Sprite has. Doodled with a Faber-Castell PITT. Submitted to Scribblers Cove – Bloated theme.
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With all the fishy puns this week, #Colour_Collective have given us a blue to play with. So in comes my favourite fishy, who from henceforth, shall be named, Feesh.
Alpaca sat at the bar and started sniffling.
“What’s wrong?” asked Reala.
“Oh, I’ve just come from the petrol station,” replied Alpaca.
“And?” pushed Reala.
“I got a bit emotional,” replied Alpaca. “I just started filling up…”
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An alpaca swaggered into the pub wearing a huge slice of toast around her neck.
Reala looked over, grimacing. “Hello there.”
“Hey, hey,” replied Alpaca.
“What’s with the toast?” asked Reala.
“This?” said the Alpaca. “I’m in-bread…”
“Oh no,” sighed Reala.
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“You need to stop killing people,” sighed Yuffie. “It’ll come back to haunt you.”
“I know,” sighed Lucy.
“I never heard from Jane again,” sighed Yuffie. “I’ll assume you had something to do with that.”
“Yes,” said Lucy, “I turned her into an empty grinning pumpkin. Not even a candle inside.”
“Lucy!” gasped Yuffie.
“Yes,” replied Lucy. “I’ll admit, that was a hollow gesture.”
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Capricorn (ep. 77)
“You gave me life,” she sighed.
“I loved you,” she replied.
“You couldn’t leave me be,” she hissed.
“I still love you,” she cried.
“You spoke the prayer, you summoned me,” she growled.
They kissed. Then oblivion.
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Do you think when froggy’s die they ascend to a pond in the sky? Looks more like a squid than a frog this gal, but I coloured her for this weeks #Colour_Collective on Twitter and she became a frog spirit. Original doodle in sepia when I got my new pens.
Affiliate links incoming for anyone that would like to snaffle the above gear for themselves.
Faber-Castell PITT artist pens – sepia
Daler Rowney ebony hardback sketchbook
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Little Fears 