
Suspended in the air, Sprite looked down and sighed as history repeated itself. This was exactly how his last relationship had ended.
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Suspended in the air, Sprite looked down and sighed as history repeated itself. This was exactly how his last relationship had ended.
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“Human life is precious,” she argued. “Besides which, they taste nicer than other farm animals.”
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As the star loomed closer, astronomers agreed, there could be worse fates than worlds colliding.
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The worst thing about insomnia is facing the night terrors while awake.
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“Brah,” said Dribbles. “Got a Kleenex?”
“Nope,” sighed Sprite. “Got an umbrella?”
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“Look,” sighed Chicken, “I just want to cross the road.”
Spectre and Sprite smirked.
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Not an Inktober level doodle, but I couldn’t get the image out of my head of Spectre and Sprite heckling chickens as they try and cross the road…
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“You’re not what I meant to summon,” she sighed. “But if you can make him disappear, you’ll do.”
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Over the screams of terrified sprites, the beast did growl, “excuse me bruv, may I have a roast chestnut?”
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“I love you,” she said.
“Step closer,” it replied.
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“Call just come in ma’am,” said Sally.
“Are we needed?” asked Lily.
“Afraid so,” said Sally. “The whole of Yorkshires police force has lost an entire town.”
“Darn,” said Lily. “Any details?”
“Not yet,” replied Sally. “They are looking for Leeds.”
Ahahaha. Do ya get it? Lost Leeds! Losing leads… Finding Leads… Bwahaha. I’ve spent three months naming these plotlines for that payoff. It was worth it, right? Right? Right?… I think I can hear crickets… Oh…
Thank you for joining me on these wee tales. I certainly hope you enjoyed Lily and Sally’s adventures. They ended a few days behind schedule, doh, but we’ll have a new series starting tomorrow, internet connection willing. See ya then!
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