Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“I got fired from a few jobs,” laughed Yuffie.
“Oh god, me too,” replied Reala.
“Years ago, I got fired from a calendar factory,” moaned Yuffie.
Fuen and Reala raised an eyebrow.
“All I did was take a day off,” sighed Yuffie.
“I worked at a British biscuit factory,” said Reala. “The boss called me a dozy once!”
“Bet that naffed you off,” said Saturn.
“I was ruddy livid,” said Reala. “I was so angry I threw a biscuit at her.”
“Did you hit her?” asked Fuen.
“She ducked and I missed,” sighed Reala.
Yuffie laughed. “Jammy Dodger…”
Capricorn (ep. 72)
The tentacles pulled her closer. Skin pierced. Push down, fluid moving.
“Shuheretar,” uttered the beast.
“Whatever you say, mate,” she replied, kicking at its face.
Six rows of teeth came down on her ankle. She screamed. Her other leg was sucked deep inside the beasts mouth.
She knew what came next. But she wondered if the beast knew she had 500mls of poison coursing through her veins.
“I had a bad interview with a publisher once,” sighed Reala.
“What went wrong?” asked Yuffie.
“The interviewer kept asking me to spell ‘part a’ backwards,” replied Reala.
“Ah,” nodded Saturn. “It’s a trap.”
“While we’re talking about jobs,” said Yuffie, “I once wrote a joke book about avoiding employment.”
“Ah, so you’re an author?” asked Reala.
“Mmhmm,” replied Yuffie.
“Did the book sell well?” asked Saturn.
“No,” sighed Yuffie. “None of the comedy worked.”
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“I applied for a job at an eraser factory last week,” said Fuen.
“Oh aye,” replied Reala. “How did it go?”
“Not sure,” replied Fuen. “It was going well until they asked me what I thought qualified me for the job.”
“And?” pushed Yuffie.
“I handed them a blank resume and told them I thought my work would speak for itself,” sighed Fuen.
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He snags his arm on a rock. With a rip, he tears a strip of his wetsuit off along with his skin. Blood trails through the water. He keeps wriggling.
She grabs his foot, she needs him to calm down.
He drops his air tank, kicking free of her grip, and swimming the last few metres into open space.
She hangs back, and with a sigh, watches the shadow of a three-headed undead shark moving towards him.
The water turns red.
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“Hmm,” mumbled Fuen, circling an advert in a newspaper.
“Looking for a job?” asked Saturn.
“Maybe,” said Fuen. “Look at this one.”
The advert read, ‘ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 – £40,000.’
“I mean that’s easy,” said Fuen. “The answer is -£5000.”
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“Oh dear,” said Yuffie, folding out a newspaper.
“What’s up?” asked Reala.
“It says here,” replied Yuffie, “Mad Penny Pencil McGrue, the courtroom artist for Harrow Crown Court, has been arrested for reasons unknown.”
“Blimey,” said Fuen. “Any further information?”
“No,” sighed Yuffie. “Details are sketchy.”
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Reala watched Saturn swing the door open and sit at the bar in a huff.
“What’s up?” asked Reala?
“My missus has been giving me stick again,” sighed Saturn.
“Oh dear,” replied Reala, pouring Saturn a glass of rum.
“She keeps saying she finds my personality sexy,” said Saturn.
“Aha,” said Reala. “Is that a problem?”
“Kinda,” moaned Saturn. “I don’t know which one she finds sexy.”
“Oh, don’t listen to her,” said Saturn, “she’s a moaning Minnie.”
“Be quiet you,” snapped Saturn.
“OK,” said Reala, pouring a few more rums.
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