“Yello Huffie,” said Raptor as Yuffie walked by.
“I give up!” yelled Bee. “All darned day!”
“What’s up?” asked Yuffie.
“Raptor is swapping the starts of words about all day today for charity,” said Bee.
“Cupid stunt,” sighed Yuffie.
Raptors Words
Tag: flash fiction
PMS Jokes
“And then she said no,” laughed Yuffie, “she was menstruating!”
“Ladies,” sighed Fuen. “PMS jokes are not funny.”
“Period,” nodded Reala sagely.
Yuffie stifled a giggle.
Naughty joke, I know. Sorry! 🙂
Dark Rooms
“Sammy, baby.”
That’s what he always said before he came into her darkroom. She thought he knew better. Until she forgot to the lock the door before going to work.
She found him in the garage, car still running. She drove him to the loch, pushing the car off the bridge, a long walk home.
She slept well that night. Until her phone rang.
“Sammy, baby.”
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Amnesiac Fish
“Oh, Kraken,” yelled Red. “Mate, I got one for ya!”
“A fishy pun?” asked Kraken, grabbing a pen and paper.
“Yeah, it’s a good one,” said Red. “It’s about a fish with amnesia.”
“Right,” said Kraken.
“I’ve forgotten how it goes…” grinned Red.
“Oh no,” sighed Kraken.
Plumbing Depths
“Well, you’re no Mario,” laughed Snake.
Sprite glared at Snake.
“Lost another job?” asked Fuen.
“Yeah, as a plumber,” sighed Sprite. “I found it draining.”
Bernie Bear
“Oh, for the love of…” she sighed.
Her husband stood at the door with his Bernie the Bear stuffed toy in his hand.
“Really?” she grumbled. “Aren’t you too old for that?”
“Yeah,” replied Bernie.
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Dating Snowmen
“It was good while it lasted,” sighed Spider.
“What ya talking about?” asked Red.
“Spider says she once dated a snowman,” said Bones.
“What happened?” asked Red.
“Eh,” sighed Spider, “he had a meltdown.”
Reds Chiro
“He looks like a jerk,” said Serpent.
“Who?” asked Hydra.
“My chiropractor,” said Red.
“I bet he’s a lying and deceptive kinda guy,” said Serpent.
“Nah,” said Red, “he’s got my back.”
String Puppets
“God, I hate selling things on Gumtree and Craigslist,” sighed Fuen.
“What are ya selling?” asked Bug.
“Broken puppet,” replied Fuen.
“Oh aye,” said Bug, “no strings attached?”
Hannah’s Dinner
“Hannah,” Cassie called. “Time to stop playing now, dinner is ready!”
She was legendary at hide and seek, Cassie often thought she could vanish into thin air.
“Hannah!” Cassie yelled into the master bedroom.
A giggle replied, her shoes just visible.
“Got you!” Cassie cried, grabbing her feet, pulling her bloody stumps out from under the bed.
Dinner got cold.
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Little Fears 