Tag: funny

Kitty Spin

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Story by David

“The cat was mostly curious when I put it in the blender,” recounted Lucy.

Yuffie sobbed.

“It got ornery when I added the holy water, but the lid proved the stronger,” continued Lucy.

“How could you do that? What was going through your mind?” Yuffie moaned.

“You always say, fight fire with fire. You were catatonic. What else could I do?” Lucy demanded.

This weeks tale was spun (hah! Git it!) by David. You can check out their poetry and philosophical musings at davidiclineage.wordpress.com

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Bedtime Monsta

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It wasn’t the monster under the bed Rebecca was scared of, it was the human in the cupboard.

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New month, new stories to tell. Even though this was the last of my ACEO batch.

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Lost Leeds

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The Lost Leeds storylines are three sets of thirty(ish) tales following DCI Lily and Inspector Sally’s criminal investigations first posted in 2018. They make up the Little Fears 6th series of stories.

A mass-murder occurs, with one victim. The thief, Robyn Banks returns from DCI Lilys past and Anita Bath, the dirty diary stealer goes on a killing spree.

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Sinking Sprite

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“Help,” gasped Sprite.

“It’s OK,” said Cuttle. “You’re just moving on to whatever comes after an ideas life.”

“Like heaven?” asked Sprite.

“I dunno,” shrugged Cuttle. “But if you see Democracy and common sense there, say hello from us. We miss them.”

Sprite squeaked as she sunk beneath the sand. Cuttle looked up and saw another Sprite emerging from the ocean.

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Sprite Dims

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“I don’t feel so good,” sighed Sprite.

“She must be a passing thought of a human with a short attention span,” remarked Cuttle. “I blame the internet.”

“Oh shut up, Cuttle,” sighed Parrotfish. “It’s a sad moment when good ideas are overlooked as easily as a garden fence.”

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Where am I?

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“Excuse me,” said Sprite, “can you help? I don’t know where I am or how I’ve been here before.”

“This is where thoughts pass through to the afterlife,” sighed Parrotfish. “So you’re an idea of sorts.”

“What idea am I?” asked Sprite.

“Well,” replied Parrotfish, “how would you describe yourself in three words?”

“Not very good with numbers,” sighed Sprite.

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Big Smiles

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“My fella woke up with a huge smile on his face this morning,” remarked Clouds. “I love sharpie pens.”

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Fnar, fnar!

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Rabbit On

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“Another Sprite, passing through,” sighed Cuttle.

“Another?” asked Sprite. “There’s more of me?”

“Thousands, apparently,” grumbled Cuttle. “It’s like magic. Your kind reproduces faster than rabbits.”

“Well,” fired back Sprite, “you pulled that insult out of the hat!”

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Shore-Line

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“I think I’m lost,” sighed Sprite.

“Funny,” said Jellyfish, “I just lost my wife while she was working down by the shoreline.”

“Working?” asked Sprite. “What does she do here?”

“Oh, it’s hard to say,” sighed Jellyfish. “She sells sea shells on the seashore.

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