Tag: humor

Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 33)

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A penguin sniffed and started crying.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“Cricket’s just come on your TV,” replied the penguin.

“Her mum abandoned her because of her obsession with cricket,” said another penguin.

“Oh dear,” replied Reala, dutifully turning the television off. “Are you OK?”

“Yeah,” replied the penguin. “It just hit me for six…”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 32)

“The one about the lie of the land something-something,” said a penguin.

“That doesn’t sound right,” said another penguin.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“Trying to remember a quote I read on Twitter this morning,” said a penguin.

“I have a good quote about quotes on Twitter,” said Reala. “‘The problem with quotes on Twitter is that you can never tell if they’re genuine.'”

“Who said that?” asked a penguin.

“Winston Churchill in 1943,” replied Reala.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 31)

The penguin at the back shook her head and rubbed her ear against a table.

“What’s up with her?” asked Reala.

“We were at a concert in South East Asia last night,” replied another penguin.

“Ah,” said Reala, “Singapore?”

“Terrible,” replied the penguin. “The rest of the band weren’t much cop either.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 30)

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“We picked the fox up in our spaghetti car,” said a penguin.

“A spaghetti car?” asked Reala.

“Mmhmm,” replied a penguin. “A little Italian number made entirely of tagliatelle.”

“Is that even possible?” laughed Reala.

“You sound like my mum,” moaned the penguin.

“Oh?” gasped Reala.

“She didn’t believe I could make a spaghetti car either,” grumbled the penguin. “The look on her face when I drove pasta…”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 29)

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“Are you finding life inland enjoyable?” asked Reala.

“Not bad,” replied a penguin. “You know, this pub reminds me of the dive we visited when we walked across the Sahara with that nameless arctic fox.”

“Yeah it does a bit,” said the second penguin. “Proper dump!”

“A nameless arctic fox in the desert,” pondered Reala. “What did you call her?”

“Lost,” snickered the penguins.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 28)

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“I wonder where Sandra ended up,” wondered one penguin out loud.

“Who’s Sandra?” asked Reala

“The fourth penguin in our troupe,” replied the penguin. “She left us early on due to a disagreement in the chilly northern forests over meat.”

“Oh dear,” said Reala, “what happened?”

“Nothing really,” replied the penguin, “she just got the cold shoulder.”

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