Tag: humor

Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 10)

“Oh, wait. Was that the time you went on holiday with Jane?” laughed Fuen.

“Yeah, with the frazzled hair,” said Yuffie.

“Did you know she was once in a championship limbo team?” asked Fuen.

“Mmhmm,” replied Yuffie. “I was on her limbo team when we took the three-inch championship in the Bahamas.”

“Nice,” said Fuen.

“Yep, we go way back,” smirked Yuffie.

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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 9)

“I once got caught sneaking three hundred packets of bubblegum through customs,” moaned Reala.

“I once got caught smuggling twelve cases of Portuguese fortified wine into the country,” sighed Yuffie.

“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “Were you punished?”

“Yeah,” replied Yuffie. “I got deported.”

Silly mad late today. Pardon me. Somethings going up with LittleFears.co.uk as it’s currently a pain in the bottom to access it from the UK.

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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 8)

“Well I don’t like them,” moaned Yuffie. “They’re just too small.”

“Well yes,” said Reala, “but they’re still useful.”

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“Pocket calculators,” replied Reala.

“What’s the point of them?” asked Yuffie. “I have never been in a situation where I can’t count the number of pockets I have.”

A wee thanks to Esme for her recent review of Seeking Hydra.

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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 5)

Yuffie shook out the newspaper. “Oh, that’s a shame.”

“What’s that?” asked Fuen.

“The lady who invented the throat lozenge has passed away,” replied Yuffie.

Reala and Fuen gave Yuffie a moment.

“It says here that there will be no coffin at the funeral.”

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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 4)

“Mind if I order on a tab?” asked Yuffie.

“Sure,” replied Reala. “Running a bit short?”

“Yeah, I bought Fuen an elephant for her room,” said Yuffie.

“Hey, yes, thanks for that,” said Fuen.

“Don’t mention it,” replied Yuffie.

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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 3)

Fuen staggered into the pub.

“You look knackered,” said Reala.

“I know,” sighed Fuen. “I just injured myself walking 500 miles delivering post.”

“Oh dear,” replied Reala.

“The postal company said I had to walk 500 more,” moaned Fuen.

“Injured at work? You could be entitled to compensation,” said Yuffie. “Call the Pro Claimers to find out.”

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Grey Moon – Sunday (ep. 2)

 

Yuffie wandered into the bar, wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard. She took a stool at the bar and ordered a pint.

“Going to a party?” laughed Reala.

“A costume party,” replied Yuffie. “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”

“Your love is Abe Lincoln?” asked Reala.

“Yeah,” grumbled Yuffie. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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