Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“She was banging on my door at 2 o’clock this morning,” grumbled Hydra.
“Good grief,” said Cloud.
“She was shouting, ‘for feck sake! Your music’s loud. Do you know what the time is?'” moaned Hydra.
“Ah,” said Cloud. “Did you know the time?”
“Yeah,” said Hydra, “a standard 4/4 rock beat.”
A quite literal, badaboomtish! 🙂
“Yello Huffie,” said Raptor as Yuffie walked by.
“I give up!” yelled Bee. “All darned day!”
“What’s up?” asked Yuffie.
“Raptor is swapping the starts of words about all day today for charity,” said Bee.
“Cupid stunt,” sighed Yuffie.
“And then she said no,” laughed Yuffie, “she was menstruating!”
“Ladies,” sighed Fuen. “PMS jokes are not funny.”
“Period,” nodded Reala sagely.
Yuffie stifled a giggle.
Naughty joke, I know. Sorry! 🙂
“Oh, Kraken,” yelled Red. “Mate, I got one for ya!”
“A fishy pun?” asked Kraken, grabbing a pen and paper.
“Yeah, it’s a good one,” said Red. “It’s about a fish with amnesia.”
“Right,” said Kraken.
“I’ve forgotten how it goes…” grinned Red.
“Oh no,” sighed Kraken.
“Well, you’re no Mario,” laughed Snake.
Sprite glared at Snake.
“Lost another job?” asked Fuen.
“Yeah, as a plumber,” sighed Sprite. “I found it draining.”
“It was good while it lasted,” sighed Spider.
“What ya talking about?” asked Red.
“Spider says she once dated a snowman,” said Bones.
“What happened?” asked Red.
“Eh,” sighed Spider, “he had a meltdown.”
“He looks like a jerk,” said Serpent.
“Who?” asked Hydra.
“My chiropractor,” said Red.
“I bet he’s a lying and deceptive kinda guy,” said Serpent.
“Nah,” said Red, “he’s got my back.”
“God, I hate selling things on Gumtree and Craigslist,” sighed Fuen.
“What are ya selling?” asked Bug.
“Broken puppet,” replied Fuen.
“Oh aye,” said Bug, “no strings attached?”
Sea-Monster waved around a placard.
“Whats that?” asked Yuffie.
“Protest placard,” said Sea-Monster, turning it out to reveal the word ‘Bad’ painted on it.
“Oh,” said Yuffie. “That’s not a good sign.”
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“What was he doing?” asked Cloud.
“Smoking a bee,” replied Hydra.
“But, why?” asked Cloud.
“Not sure,” pondered Hydra. “Maybe he was trying to catch a buzz…”
Ahhhhahahaha, narffle, snort, hahaha! I know that one is super childish, but I love bees! If you don’t buzz off! Hehahehar!
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