Little Fears presents: Spiders – Free for 4 more days
You’re going to see another 3 of these posts. An uncharacteristic spammy thing for me, but hey, this books three months overdue and technical issues, haha! Release week of the new book and CloudFlare nadgers up. Meaning, nobody can respond to this blog post or anything on the Little Fears website, in any way through apps. Classic Little Fears luck! The issue will be resolved by the weekend. Bear with us.
So, yes, OK, the book has been released! I have reviews on this one, thank you! A good solid shout out to Jan O, who has already left me a review! Cheers Jan! Linky to her website. To Brian Thomas (I think I know who you are) and Love2Earth, if you’re out there and reading this, get me a link to your websites. I’ll give you both a shout out too. Same to anyone else who gives me a good review as it goes.
To everyone else who follows me, Spiders is free to buy on Amazon until Sunday. There aren’t many ways bloggers can give something to their readers as a thank you for being awesome. But this is something I can give you. An opportunity to get the digital edition free. Hit the links below to the digital edition, hit buy, and you can read them on any tablet through the Kindle app or Kindle device.
Again, I am going to ask, if you grab a copy and enjoy it, please don’t forget to leave a review! Rather happy, though in classic Little Fears fashion, something on my website has broken on release week. Doh!
Well, thank feck for that! Finally, Spiders has been released! Man, this book was meant to be out back in June. The big things in life have been taken over by other big things, and honestly, I’m at least three months behind where I should be on everything. Now my house is finally decorated, I can get back on track a bit. That post I made a few months back about things I had in the pipeline for Fears, that’s getting caught up.
The first big thing this week is, of course, the release of Little Fears presents: Spiders. The third book in the Little Fears series. It’s entirely self-contained, with 94 humorous tales published on this site over the last three months. The digital edition is also free for the first five days of release.
I don’t do sales down the line. I always feel that’s a kick in the teeth to fans that have paid full crack for something, to see it then half price or free the following week. By giving the digital copy away free for the first five days of release, that’s only going to go to the Little Fears followers and subscribers. They, you, are the people who should get a free copy. Not some random Joe who spots a sale on in six months time who’s never followed anything I have ever done.
If you enjoy the book, please do leave a review on Amazon and consider buying the paperback edition for a friend who may enjoy my humour. Little Fears books, best served with lovely full-colour paper with fresh book smell.
Synopsis
If anything is going to save the Little Fears from awful punch lines, it is not Shadow eating a sandwich. In Spiders, Great British groaners are the order of the day as the assembled Little Fears make their way through 94 tales of hospitals, food, steps, night sight telescopes and revenge. Rabbit eats a password book; Spider goes to the hospital; Fish multi-tasks; Lady observes X; Sprite has a chain reaction. Written and posted with scruffy illustrations daily on LittleFears.co.uk. These brief vignettes (50 to 100 words) chronicle the continuing adventures of the Little Fears. With only a sense of whimsy and a deep love of old British comedy, Spiders will make you groan, cry and laugh until a bit of wee comes out, in a truly original, unoriginal, work of art and fiction.
“Yuffie,” yelled Fuen. “You need to get some control over Hydra.”
“Why?” asked Yuffie.
“Because he diddled on my necklace,” ranted Fuen.
“Funny,” said Spectre. “He peed on my bracelet.”
“And my hair piece,” said Serpent. “He’s peeing on everybody’s jewellery, Yuffie!”
“Not on my watch,” replied Yuffie.
Hey hey, rabble! Little Fears Spiders, the Little Fears third book, has now been released. To you fine folk who follow me, you get first dibs. The digital edition is free for the next 5 days. Full announcement and fan fare will come later today. Feel free to hop on over to Amazon and grab a free digital copy early though.
“Yeah it was pretty dramatic,” said Spectre. “Ruddy Taliban.”
“Good grief,” awed Fuen. “This was in the Middle East then?”
“Mhm,” motioned Spectre.
“How did you escape?” asked Fuen.
“Iran,” replied Spectre.
Badomtish!
The Little Fears third book, Spiders, is now on Amazon. Proper announcement tomorrow, because from the 30th of August to the 4th of September the digital edition of the book will be free to buy for everyone who follows my WordPress or social medias.
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