Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Look,” sighed Chicken, “I just want to cross the road.”
Spectre and Sprite smirked.
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Not an Inktober level doodle, but I couldn’t get the image out of my head of Spectre and Sprite heckling chickens as they try and cross the road…
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“You’re not what I meant to summon,” she sighed. “But if you can make him disappear, you’ll do.”
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Over the screams of terrified sprites, the beast did growl, “excuse me bruv, may I have a roast chestnut?”
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“I love you,” she said.
“Step closer,” it replied.
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“She wondered, peering out from behind rows of teeth, why a creature this large would need a poisonous bite.”
New series! Just for Inktober, I’ll be continuing the Fears esoteric monsters in frightful and funny scenes. I do hope you enjoy.
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Coo, finally, nearly caught up with #Colour_Collective. A colourful wee Tumeric Fear this week.
With special thanks
Weekly shout out to my $10 patron, Warren from IWrite. Without people like Warren, I wouldn’t be able to wake you all with my little fears and you’d probably cry a lot less in the morning than you already do. So please do check out Warrens blog.
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“Call just come in ma’am,” said Sally.
“Are we needed?” asked Lily.
“Afraid so,” said Sally. “The whole of Yorkshires police force has lost an entire town.”
“Darn,” said Lily. “Any details?”
“Not yet,” replied Sally. “They are looking for Leeds.”
Ahahaha. Do ya get it? Lost Leeds! Losing leads… Finding Leads… Bwahaha. I’ve spent three months naming these plotlines for that payoff. It was worth it, right? Right? Right?… I think I can hear crickets… Oh…
Thank you for joining me on these wee tales. I certainly hope you enjoyed Lily and Sally’s adventures. They ended a few days behind schedule, doh, but we’ll have a new series starting tomorrow, internet connection willing. See ya then!
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“Will you going to her funeral?” asked Sally.
“Yes,” said Lily. “Despite our differences, we do go back a long way. I believe there will be less than five people there.”
“Will you be honouring her last request?” asked Polly.
“What was the last request?” asked Sally.
“That she gets a glass coffin,” replied Lily. “Remains to be seen.”
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“Oh, no!” cried Anita.
Moments later an explosion was heard from inside the dry cleaners. Parts of a clock and scraps of a dynamite sleeve flew through the window.
Lily picked up the broken bomb and turned it over in her hands. “It looks like Anita created a bomb activated by puns.”
“Well,” said Sally, “that blew up in her face.”
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“OK, let’s get in there,” said Lily.
“We have to wait a moment,” replied Sally.
“Why?” asked Lily.
“Because there are crabs everywhere on the pavement outside,” pointed out Sally.
“Crabs?” asked Lily.
“Yeah,” replied Sally. “They are using the sidewalk.”
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Little Fears 