Washing Machines

“Hydra,” sighed Galaxy, “what are you doing?”

“Saving energy, doing my bit,” replied Hydra.

“How is that saving energy?” asked Galaxy.

Hydra forced the second brick beneath one side of the washing machine.

“Washing the clothes at 30 degrees,” said Hydra.

With this story I can confirm, not only is Hydra real but after the last spin cycle, my washing machine is now broken. Doh!

 

26 thoughts on “Washing Machines”

  1. Hydras have such a bad reputation. Everybody thinks they only eat people while letting a new head pop up every now and then. In reality, they are just creatures with a good sense of humor.

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    1. Haha, oh man, in my yoof, I used to be a prolific story teller in pubs. 🙂

      I doubt I could string a sentence together after a few pints now haha!

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