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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 36)

“Well you have funny beaks!” shouted Reala.

“Well you smell of rotten fish!” shouted the penguins.

“Well you can’t even fly!” screamed Reala.

“Well your music taste is rubbish!” shouted the penguins.

“Aye?” asked Reala, “what sort of music do penguins like then?”

“Meh,” replied one of the penguins, “something with more sole…”

“BANNED!” cried Reala, kicking the penguins out of the door.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 35)

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“Hello Yuffie,” said Reala down the phone. “It’s Reala. Listen, I have a group of penguins here, and they are driving me mad. How do I get rid of them?”

“Wheeee,” came a cry from across the room.

“Mmhmm,” said Reala. “OK.”

“Whooooooo,” came another cry from across the room.

“What makes it worse is the black, then white, then black, then white,” sighed Reala. “OI! Would you lot stop playing in my revolving door!”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 34)

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“Were you close to your mum?” asked Reala.

“Oh aye,” replied the penguin.

“She brought her up single-handedly,” pointed out another penguin.

“Gosh, that must have been hard on you,” said Reala.

“Mmhmm,” acknowledged the penguin. “It’s not easy being the daughter of a pirate.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 33)

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A penguin sniffed and started crying.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“Cricket’s just come on your TV,” replied the penguin.

“Her mum abandoned her because of her obsession with cricket,” said another penguin.

“Oh dear,” replied Reala, dutifully turning the television off. “Are you OK?”

“Yeah,” replied the penguin. “It just hit me for six…”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 32)

“The one about the lie of the land something-something,” said a penguin.

“That doesn’t sound right,” said another penguin.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“Trying to remember a quote I read on Twitter this morning,” said a penguin.

“I have a good quote about quotes on Twitter,” said Reala. “‘The problem with quotes on Twitter is that you can never tell if they’re genuine.'”

“Who said that?” asked a penguin.

“Winston Churchill in 1943,” replied Reala.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 31)

The penguin at the back shook her head and rubbed her ear against a table.

“What’s up with her?” asked Reala.

“We were at a concert in South East Asia last night,” replied another penguin.

“Ah,” said Reala, “Singapore?”

“Terrible,” replied the penguin. “The rest of the band weren’t much cop either.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 30)

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“We picked the fox up in our spaghetti car,” said a penguin.

“A spaghetti car?” asked Reala.

“Mmhmm,” replied a penguin. “A little Italian number made entirely of tagliatelle.”

“Is that even possible?” laughed Reala.

“You sound like my mum,” moaned the penguin.

“Oh?” gasped Reala.

“She didn’t believe I could make a spaghetti car either,” grumbled the penguin. “The look on her face when I drove pasta…”

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