Category: Grey Moon

Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 44)

“I applied for a job at an eraser factory last week,” said Fuen.

“Oh aye,” replied Reala. “How did it go?”

“Not sure,” replied Fuen. “It was going well until they asked me what I thought qualified me for the job.”

“And?” pushed Yuffie.

“I handed them a blank resume and told them I thought my work would speak for itself,” sighed Fuen.

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 43)

“Hmm,” mumbled Fuen, circling an advert in a newspaper.

“Looking for a job?” asked Saturn.

“Maybe,” said Fuen. “Look at this one.”

The advert read, ‘ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 – £40,000.’

“I mean that’s easy,” said Fuen. “The answer is -£5000.”

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 42)

“Oh dear,” said Yuffie, folding out a newspaper.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“It says here,” replied Yuffie, “Mad Penny Pencil McGrue, the courtroom artist for Harrow Crown Court, has been arrested for reasons unknown.”

“Blimey,” said Fuen. “Any further information?”

“No,” sighed Yuffie. “Details are sketchy.”

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 41)

Reala watched Saturn swing the door open and sit at the bar in a huff.

“What’s up?” asked Reala?

“My missus has been giving me stick again,” sighed Saturn.

“Oh dear,” replied Reala, pouring Saturn a glass of rum.

“She keeps saying she finds my personality sexy,” said Saturn.

“Aha,” said Reala. “Is that a problem?”

“Kinda,” moaned Saturn. “I don’t know which one she finds sexy.”

“Oh, don’t listen to her,” said Saturn, “she’s a moaning Minnie.”

“Be quiet you,” snapped Saturn.

“OK,” said Reala, pouring a few more rums.

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 39)

“What about her friend Mabel?” asked Yuffie.

“Well, she hasn’t been the same since the incident,” sighed Fuen.

“No,” replied Yuffie. “It was a terrible shame.”

“What happened to her?” asked Reala.

“She fell into a vat of lemon juice and almost drowned,” replied Fuen.

“She turned quite sour afterwards,” lamented Yuffie.

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 38)

“I had to close her down,” sighed Yuffie.

“What’s that?” asked Reala, rejoining the conversation.

“Barbara,” replied Fuen. “Yuffie caught her selling guns to a few of the dinosaurs.”

“Who’s Barbara?” asked Reala.

“She’s a T-Rex,” replied Yuffie. “Who makes a living as a small arms dealer.”

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 37)

Just then, a lady dressed as a Roman walked into the bar.

Reala sighed. “Can I help?”

The lady held up two fingers at Reala.

“Piss off to you too!” cried Reala.

“I just want five pints,” grinned the lady.

“Bloody thespians,” sighed Reala. “Always making a scene.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 36)

“Well you have funny beaks!” shouted Reala.

“Well you smell of rotten fish!” shouted the penguins.

“Well you can’t even fly!” screamed Reala.

“Well your music taste is rubbish!” shouted the penguins.

“Aye?” asked Reala, “what sort of music do penguins like then?”

“Meh,” replied one of the penguins, “something with more sole…”

“BANNED!” cried Reala, kicking the penguins out of the door.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 35)

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“Hello Yuffie,” said Reala down the phone. “It’s Reala. Listen, I have a group of penguins here, and they are driving me mad. How do I get rid of them?”

“Wheeee,” came a cry from across the room.

“Mmhmm,” said Reala. “OK.”

“Whooooooo,” came another cry from across the room.

“What makes it worse is the black, then white, then black, then white,” sighed Reala. “OI! Would you lot stop playing in my revolving door!”

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