Category: Seeking Hydra

“And then she said no,” laughed Yuffie, “she was menstruating!”

“Ladies,” sighed Fuen. “PMS jokes are not funny.”

“Period,” nodded Reala sagely.

Yuffie stifled a giggle.

Naughty joke, I know. Sorry! 🙂

 

“Oh, Kraken,” yelled Red. “Mate, I got one for ya!”

“A fishy pun?” asked Kraken, grabbing a pen and paper.

“Yeah, it’s a good one,” said Red. “It’s about a fish with amnesia.”

“Right,” said Kraken.

“I’ve forgotten how it goes…” grinned Red.

“Oh no,” sighed Kraken.

 

“Well, you’re no Mario,” laughed Snake.

Sprite glared at Snake.

“Lost another job?” asked Fuen.

“Yeah, as a plumber,” sighed Sprite. “I found it draining.”

 

“It was good while it lasted,” sighed Spider.

“What ya talking about?” asked Red.

“Spider says she once dated a snowman,” said Bones.

“What happened?” asked Red.

“Eh,” sighed Spider, “he had a meltdown.”

 

“He looks like a jerk,” said Serpent.

“Who?” asked Hydra.

“My chiropractor,” said Red.

“I bet he’s a lying and deceptive kinda guy,” said Serpent.

“Nah,” said Red, “he’s got my back.”

Sea-Monster waved around a placard.

“Whats that?” asked Yuffie.

“Protest placard,” said Sea-Monster, turning it out to reveal the word ‘Bad’ painted on it.

“Oh,” said Yuffie. “That’s not a good sign.”

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“What was he doing?” asked Cloud.

“Smoking a bee,” replied Hydra.

“But, why?” asked Cloud.

“Not sure,” pondered Hydra. “Maybe he was trying to catch a buzz…”

Ahhhhahahaha, narffle, snort, hahaha! I know that one is super childish, but I love bees! If you don’t buzz off! Hehahehar!

“Hydra,” sighed Galaxy, “what are you doing?”

“Saving energy, doing my bit,” replied Hydra.

“How is that saving energy?” asked Galaxy.

Hydra forced the second brick beneath one side of the washing machine.

“Washing the clothes at 30 degrees,” said Hydra.

With this story I can confirm, not only is Hydra real but after the last spin cycle, my washing machine is now broken. Doh!

 

“How did it go?” asked Hydra.

“Not great,” sighed Shavings.

“What’s that?” asked Serpent.

“I entered a competition for original designs,” grumbled Shavings.

“Nice,” said Serpent.

“It would have been,” moaned Shavings. “Unfortunately they called this morning to say I didn’t make it.”

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