Where am I?

“Excuse me,” said Sprite, “can you help? I don’t know where I am or how I’ve been here before.”

“This is where thoughts pass through to the afterlife,” sighed Parrotfish. “So you’re an idea of sorts.”

“What idea am I?” asked Sprite.

“Well,” replied Parrotfish, “how would you describe yourself in three words?”

“Not very good with numbers,” sighed Sprite.

Shout out to Barba of LetItGoCoach.com for buying me another cuppa on Ko-Fi yesterday.

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Big Smiles

“My fella woke up with a huge smile on his face this morning,” remarked Clouds. “I love sharpie pens.”

Fnar, fnar!

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Rabbit On

“Another Sprite, passing through,” sighed Cuttle.

“Another?” asked Sprite. “There’s more of me?”

“Thousands, apparently,” grumbled Cuttle. “It’s like magic. Your kind reproduces faster than rabbits.”

“Well,” fired back Sprite, “you pulled that insult out of the hat!”

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Two-Weeks

“It’s taken me so long to find you,” cried Jake. “I beg of you, Hornless, they say my son has weeks left to live. Please, help him.”

“You don’t have a son,” sighed Hornless.

Oooo, now that kinda works… Kinda… As with all art trading cards, Hornless is available for a fiver on my Etsy. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com

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Shore-Line

“I think I’m lost,” sighed Sprite.

“Funny,” said Jellyfish, “I just lost my wife while she was working down by the shoreline.”

“Working?” asked Sprite. “What does she do here?”

“Oh, it’s hard to say,” sighed Jellyfish. “She sells sea shells on the seashore.

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June prompt ideas

I regularly get asked where my inspiration comes from. I attribute it to a childhood spent watching the Twilight Zone and British comedies. But it does help to give the grey matter a nudge every so often. I’ll often check out prompt-challenges.

Most of the time, I don’t try to stick through a month of prompts. I’ll take what I want then bugger off to the next thing. This weekend, I’ve noticed a few month-long prompts in my feed for June and figured I’d share them with the class.

Kaijune: Illustrate a Kaiju a day for the month of June. You all know Kaijus right? Big-arse monsters like Godzilla, King Kong or them mean buggers from Pacific Rim.

JuNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo comes to June. I don’t think it’s the actual NaNoWriMo team, but there’s a few of them. I’ve come across them on WordPress.com a few times.

NaNoMangO: I’ve no idea if this one’s even going this year, but the idea’s good enough to mention. Create a 30-page comic over 30 days. It’s traditionally taken place in June. Quite literally, nobody is talking about it this year though. That’s not to say you can’t take that idea and just create a comic over 30 days, aye?

Solo Photo Book Month: One for photographers. Create a photobook across the month. Another one, I’m unsure if it’s still going. It ran every year from 2008 to 2018. It’s been quiet since. Not sure if it’s a dead project. Again, there’s nothing stopping you doing the challenge yourself.

If you know of any other June prompt-challenge let me know. I’ll add it to my post and give you a credit link for mentioning, of course.

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Grave Reading

Story by Marge

Cleric walked into the conference room. Dragon was there, by her illusory fireplace, reading.

Cleric walked over and tried to see over Dragon’s shoulder. “What are you reading?”

“Today’s newspaper.” Dragon pointed at the picture on the page she was reading. “Look. There are ads in here for burial plots.”

Cleric scoffed. “That’s the last thing you need.”

The story, Dragon and Cleric by Marge of margecutter.wordpress.com. An enjoyable visitation to her Sunday stories characters. If you fancy meeting her characters again, head on over to her blog for weekly tales of fantasy, dwarves and ponies.

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Forest Floofs

“I’m tellin ya,” sighed Floofy, “when 2020 comes, we’re gonna have a year of bad vision puns.”

“That’s looking ahead,” replied Floof.

“I see what you did there,” laughed Floo.

“Bugger,” sighed Floofy.

I do like Floof. It’s the bestest of names. Tomorrow I have a collab with Marge and then next week I return to the usual Little Fears photo-doodles. I will be mixing in doodles like the Floofs as I go.

As with all of this week’s doodles, the forest Floofs are available over on my Etsy store. I’ve also dropped the price of a lot of my older original illustrations. If you’ve had an eye on one but the price has put you off, now’s the time to nobble. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com

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The eyes have it

“The eyes have,” cried the speaker. “The eyes have it.”

The members of the house remained quiet, unable to watch as wooden hands emerged from the front bench, dragging her in. She let out a scream, silenced as her throat turned to wood.

The speaker looked to the empty place on the bench where the Prime Minister had sat. The fallen ministers returning his gaze. “The eyes have it,” he sighed.

As with all wee cards this week, The original drawing of The Eyes Have It is available on Etsy for £5. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com

After three years of cocking up and Brexit, the unelected Prime Minister, Theresa May, has finally been forced out by her own party. There are only two good things about her tenure. First, it takes grit to stand up and give speeches with that many knives sticking out of her back. Second, she’s better than Boris Johnson, who’s poised to take her position.

Hmm, that’s not really good things is it? Oh well, another squatter evicted from 10 Downing Street.

For those outside the UK who may not get the ‘eyes have it’ reference. ‘The ayes have it’ is a phrase used by the Speaker, Mr John Bercow, during parliament after vote results.

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Sprint

“Botanica, mate,” said Ami, “what’s up?”

“I just chased a mugger out of my garden,” sighed Botanica.

“Oh dear,” replied Ami. “Did he steal anything from you?”

“My wallet,” grumbled Botanica. “He really gave me a run for my money.”

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