Tag: flash fiction

Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 39)

“What about her friend Mabel?” asked Yuffie.

“Well, she hasn’t been the same since the incident,” sighed Fuen.

“No,” replied Yuffie. “It was a terrible shame.”

“What happened to her?” asked Reala.

“She fell into a vat of lemon juice and almost drowned,” replied Fuen.

“She turned quite sour afterwards,” lamented Yuffie.

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 38)

“I had to close her down,” sighed Yuffie.

“What’s that?” asked Reala, rejoining the conversation.

“Barbara,” replied Fuen. “Yuffie caught her selling guns to a few of the dinosaurs.”

“Who’s Barbara?” asked Reala.

“She’s a T-Rex,” replied Yuffie. “Who makes a living as a small arms dealer.”

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Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 37)

Just then, a lady dressed as a Roman walked into the bar.

Reala sighed. “Can I help?”

The lady held up two fingers at Reala.

“Piss off to you too!” cried Reala.

“I just want five pints,” grinned the lady.

“Bloody thespians,” sighed Reala. “Always making a scene.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 36)

“Well you have funny beaks!” shouted Reala.

“Well you smell of rotten fish!” shouted the penguins.

“Well you can’t even fly!” screamed Reala.

“Well your music taste is rubbish!” shouted the penguins.

“Aye?” asked Reala, “what sort of music do penguins like then?”

“Meh,” replied one of the penguins, “something with more sole…”

“BANNED!” cried Reala, kicking the penguins out of the door.

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 35)

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“Hello Yuffie,” said Reala down the phone. “It’s Reala. Listen, I have a group of penguins here, and they are driving me mad. How do I get rid of them?”

“Wheeee,” came a cry from across the room.

“Mmhmm,” said Reala. “OK.”

“Whooooooo,” came another cry from across the room.

“What makes it worse is the black, then white, then black, then white,” sighed Reala. “OI! Would you lot stop playing in my revolving door!”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 34)

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“Were you close to your mum?” asked Reala.

“Oh aye,” replied the penguin.

“She brought her up single-handedly,” pointed out another penguin.

“Gosh, that must have been hard on you,” said Reala.

“Mmhmm,” acknowledged the penguin. “It’s not easy being the daughter of a pirate.”

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Grey Moon – Wednesday (ep. 33)

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A penguin sniffed and started crying.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“Cricket’s just come on your TV,” replied the penguin.

“Her mum abandoned her because of her obsession with cricket,” said another penguin.

“Oh dear,” replied Reala, dutifully turning the television off. “Are you OK?”

“Yeah,” replied the penguin. “It just hit me for six…”

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