Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 5)
Yuffie shook out the newspaper. “Oh, that’s a shame.”
“What’s that?” asked Fuen.
“The lady who invented the throat lozenge has passed away,” replied Yuffie.
Reala and Fuen gave Yuffie a moment.
“It says here that there will be no coffin at the funeral.”
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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 4)
“Mind if I order on a tab?” asked Yuffie.
“Sure,” replied Reala. “Running a bit short?”
“Yeah, I bought Fuen an elephant for her room,” said Yuffie.
“Hey, yes, thanks for that,” said Fuen.
“Don’t mention it,” replied Yuffie.
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The train rocked. She woke.
“Look at me,” came a voice from the other end of the carriage. A lone passenger, watching her.
She avoided his gaze and stared out the window. She couldn’t place where the train was. Too dark outside.
“Look at me,” he said.
He was close, two seats up the carriage, moving towards her. She peered back out the window.
“Look at me,” he said, sitting next to her. She did.
Denver never did find her eyes.
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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 3)
Fuen staggered into the pub.
“You look knackered,” said Reala.
“I know,” sighed Fuen. “I just injured myself walking 500 miles delivering post.”
“Oh dear,” replied Reala.
“The postal company said I had to walk 500 more,” moaned Fuen.
“Injured at work? You could be entitled to compensation,” said Yuffie. “Call the Pro Claimers to find out.”
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Grey Moon – Sunday (ep. 2)
Yuffie wandered into the bar, wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard. She took a stool at the bar and ordered a pint.
“Going to a party?” laughed Reala.
“A costume party,” replied Yuffie. “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”
“Your love is Abe Lincoln?” asked Reala.
“Yeah,” grumbled Yuffie. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”
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Just then, a piece of string walked into the bar.
“Oh hell no,” yelled Reala, “I don’t serve pieces of string here!”
“Darn,” grumbled the piece of string. She wandered back outside, looped herself up and over then tattered her ends up. While straightening her tie she walked back in.
Reala eyed her with suspicion. “Aren’t you the piece of string I threw out a moment ago?”
“No luv,” she replied. “I’m a frayed knot.”
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Doris, 84, shocked to death by an electric blanket. She’d come in with black marks and burns across her face and body. Presumably, day shift had made her passingly presentable.
She didn’t notice the blood under the counter. Or the grin forming on Doris’ face.
She noticed a rustle when Doris sat up, but by then it was too late.
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Reala slid Hydra and Yuffie a drink. “Welcome back Hydra.”
“Cheers,” replied Hydra, sipping his lemonade.
“Listen,” said Reala. “You’re sitting on that stool, and the cushion’s compressed under your weight right?”
“Yes,” pondered Hydra.
“So you exist, in a substantial physical form, taking up space around you, atomically,” continued Reala.
“I guess,” replied Hydra. “What does that mean?”
Reala leaned in. “You matter.”
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“What’s up there?” asked Hydra. “At the end of the road.”
“I’m not sure,” replied Yuffie. “We’ve never seen a god, but it’s possible one or many exist.”
“Do we go there as well?” asked Hydra.
“Eventually,” replied Yuffie. “Everyone dies.”
“I hope there’s sorbet,” pondered Hydra.
“That’s heaven is it?” asked Yuffie. “A place filled with ice cream?”
“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “That and all of the dogs that you’ve ever loved licking you awake every morning.”
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“I took you with me,” continued Yuffie. “Imprinted your image on the minds of a vast number of artists, creatives, dreamers and children in the living world. You grew to your current size. A giant idea, thought and memory. A part of the little girl that continues to survive.”
“What was I to the girl?” asked Hydra. “A dream? A toy? Hope or fear?”
“I don’t know,” replied Yuffie. “I just wanted something of her to live on after her death.”
“You’ve always taught me everything needs to end,” said Hydra. “Life, journeys, fame, books, love and the careers of politicians.”
“I know,” said Yuffie. “I’m sorry Hydra.”
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