Tales of humour, whimsy and courgettes
“Another Sprite, passing through,” sighed Cuttle.
“Another?” asked Sprite. “There’s more of me?”
“Thousands, apparently,” grumbled Cuttle. “It’s like magic. Your kind reproduces faster than rabbits.”
“Well,” fired back Sprite, “you pulled that insult out of the hat!”
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“It’s taken me so long to find you,” cried Jake. “I beg of you, Hornless, they say my son has weeks left to live. Please, help him.”
“You don’t have a son,” sighed Hornless.
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Oooo, now that kinda works… Kinda… As with all art trading cards, Hornless is available for a fiver on my Etsy. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com
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“I think I’m lost,” sighed Sprite.
“Funny,” said Jellyfish, “I just lost my wife while she was working down by the shoreline.”
“Working?” asked Sprite. “What does she do here?”
“Oh, it’s hard to say,” sighed Jellyfish. “She sells sea shells on the seashore.
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Story by Marge
Cleric walked into the conference room. Dragon was there, by her illusory fireplace, reading.
Cleric walked over and tried to see over Dragon’s shoulder. “What are you reading?”
“Today’s newspaper.” Dragon pointed at the picture on the page she was reading. “Look. There are ads in here for burial plots.”
Cleric scoffed. “That’s the last thing you need.”
The story, Dragon and Cleric by Marge of margecutter.wordpress.com. An enjoyable visitation to her Sunday stories characters. If you fancy meeting her characters again, head on over to her blog for weekly tales of fantasy, dwarves and ponies.
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“I’m tellin ya,” sighed Floofy, “when 2020 comes, we’re gonna have a year of bad vision puns.”
“That’s looking ahead,” replied Floof.
“I see what you did there,” laughed Floo.
“Bugger,” sighed Floofy.
I do like Floof. It’s the bestest of names. Tomorrow I have a collab with Marge and then next week I return to the usual Little Fears photo-doodles. I will be mixing in doodles like the Floofs as I go.
As with all of this week’s doodles, the forest Floofs are available over on my Etsy store. I’ve also dropped the price of a lot of my older original illustrations. If you’ve had an eye on one but the price has put you off, now’s the time to nobble. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com
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“The eyes have,” cried the speaker. “The eyes have it.”
The members of the house remained quiet, unable to watch as wooden hands emerged from the front bench, dragging her in. She let out a scream, silenced as her throat turned to wood.
The speaker looked to the empty place on the bench where the Prime Minister had sat. The fallen ministers returning his gaze. “The eyes have it,” he sighed.
As with all wee cards this week, The original drawing of The Eyes Have It is available on Etsy for £5. Linky: littlefears.etsy.com
After three years of cocking up and Brexit, the unelected Prime Minister, Theresa May, has finally been forced out by her own party. There are only two good things about her tenure. First, it takes grit to stand up and give speeches with that many knives sticking out of her back. Second, she’s better than Boris Johnson, who’s poised to take her position.
Hmm, that’s not really good things is it? Oh well, another squatter evicted from 10 Downing Street.
For those outside the UK who may not get the ‘eyes have it’ reference. ‘The ayes have it’ is a phrase used by the Speaker, Mr John Bercow, during parliament after vote results.
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“Botanica, mate,” said Ami, “what’s up?”
“I just chased a mugger out of my garden,” sighed Botanica.
“Oh dear,” replied Ami. “Did he steal anything from you?”
“My wallet,” grumbled Botanica. “He really gave me a run for my money.”
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“Mate,” said Soil, “I tell ya now, I live for fiction about mud.”
“Nice,” said Sprite. “I live for fiction about alarm clocks.”
“Sounds a bit odd,” remarked Soil.
“It is,” sighed Sprite. “But it’s the only thing that gets me up in the morning.”
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“It’s a lovely milkshake,” remarked Jelly. “But Theresa May’s barricaded herself in 10 Downing Street for the next week.”
“I see,” pondered Sprite. “Then we’re gonna need a bigger milkshake…”
Lordy, lordy!
For those that don’t follow British politics, we’ve recently taken to throwing milkshakes at hard-right politicians and we have the most unpopular Prime Minister in a million years who refuses to leave the office.
The absolute state of British politics today…
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“What’s up?” asked Wobble.
“I’ve lost my mood ring,” grumbled Wibble.
“Oh dear,” replied Wobble. “I hope you’re not too upset.”
“Honestly,” sighed Wibble, “I don’t know how I feel…”
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