“My wife left me,” sighed Lucy.
“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “How are you taking it?”
“Awful,” sighed Lucy. “I have been so lonely and depressed I bought a dog, and a new motorbike then had sex with two women and spent a fortune on drink and drugs.”
“I am sorry to hear that,” replied Fuen.
“Mmm,” mumbled Lucy. “She’s gonna go mad when she gets home from the shops…”
Well, obviously Lucy was going to start migrating into some of the humorous tales. Everyone loves the wicked spirit, Lucy, right?
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Little Fears 
Hahahahaha, boom!
Your ‘like’ button isn’t loading for me, but like this I do sir.
Esme riding a motorbike around the Cloud with a dog in the side-car
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Okay, so I’m digressing, but I thought that was something with my internet connection…the “Like” button not loading and other issues with visiting WordPress blogs…odd.
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I believe its an issue with self-hosted blogs hidden behind Cloudflare. I do not miss my sometimes absent like button. 🙂
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I believe it’s my JetPack not working. Missing likes is not a problem. 🙂
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Keep it out with your write’s up …. it quite entertaining
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Thank you. 🙂
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Same here – no “like button”. But I liked the pun.
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Thank you. 🙂 I believe my JetPacks not connected right, missing likes isn’t a problem. 🙂
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Haha!
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😛
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I want to like this but it won’t let me so I’ll just tell you that I like it 🙂
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Thank you. 🙂
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Bad, bad Lucy!!! ? She’s a hot mess! Thanks for the morning laugh and cheers!
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Harr, thanks Forest. 🙂
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ahahahah, I love it.
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Thank you Willow. 🙂
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😉 oh my goodness! What would she do if her wife would really dump her? She would buy the Moon , at least!
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Harr, yup! 😛
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That one sorta snuck up on me!
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Arf, Cheers Blue!
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Ka…ching!
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Badaboomtish. 🙂
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Just adding to the chorus above that the unloading “Like” button makes me a little blue. Didn’t want you to think that I wasn’t checking in every day, which I do…
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Fiddling Like button has been slow to load due to having to hide the site behind Cloudflare. It may or may not return. 🙂
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Oh no! And then she’ll do the folding of the arms! And the pursing of the lips! And the tapping of the foot!
(The like button on your blog is not showing up for me at all, anymore, btw.)
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Sounds like my missus tbh… 😛
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Lucy sounds like my kind of girl…
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Haha, deliciously wicked and entirely nuts!
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I like the audiovisual element to this a lot! I have been trying to get in to audiobooks, but they put me to sleep when played at length. Short, sassy pieces like this make audio-literature seem hip in the best way. 🙂
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Haha, thanks Angel. 🙂 I still need to work on my delivery. My voice goes funny when I’m sitting alone talking to a mic! 🙂
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I love this so much – thank you 🙂
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Thank you again Claire. 🙂
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This story has a strange Bukowski level quality to it. I enjoyed the chilled out narration and the smooth stoytelling… Adding a video is a good idea too… Inspired to try one out myself.
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Thank you Ashwin. I enjoy writing and recording them. 🙂
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LOL 😀
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😛
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hahahaha thunk.
That’s the sound of my head falling off from laughter.
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Ooof heh. ?
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There was no way I could have seen that punch line coming
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Arf, glad I caught someone by surprise. 🙂
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