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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 5)
Yuffie shook out the newspaper. “Oh, that’s a shame.”
“What’s that?” asked Fuen.
“The lady who invented the throat lozenge has passed away,” replied Yuffie.
Reala and Fuen gave Yuffie a moment.
“It says here that there will be no coffin at the funeral.”
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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 4)
“Mind if I order on a tab?” asked Yuffie.
“Sure,” replied Reala. “Running a bit short?”
“Yeah, I bought Fuen an elephant for her room,” said Yuffie.
“Hey, yes, thanks for that,” said Fuen.
“Don’t mention it,” replied Yuffie.
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Well howdy. Another week, another update.
Ah, an old character I doodled but hasn’t been in a single published tale yet. A quick re-doodle and she’s in this weeks #Colour_Collective.
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Alex, Layne and I will be watching Land of the Dead and having a laugh on Twatter this weekend. We’ll be hitting play at 9 pm GMT or 4 pm EST for our American friends, and tweeting like zombie splatter fangirls. You can find our Twitter handles at @Chew_On_Glass, @SynBoomstick and @TheLittleFears. Watch along with us if ya fancy.
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The train rocked. She woke.
“Look at me,” came a voice from the other end of the carriage. A lone passenger, watching her.
She avoided his gaze and stared out the window. She couldn’t place where the train was. Too dark outside.
“Look at me,” he said.
He was close, two seats up the carriage, moving towards her. She peered back out the window.
“Look at me,” he said, sitting next to her. She did.
Denver never did find her eyes.
I do like train related horror… Maybe too many years commuting on London Transport… A couple more review thanks and shout outs for Seeking Hydra.
NotDonner of Dogtown blog post review
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Grey Moon – Monday (ep. 3)
Fuen staggered into the pub.
“You look knackered,” said Reala.
“I know,” sighed Fuen. “I just injured myself walking 500 miles delivering post.”
“Oh dear,” replied Reala.
“The postal company said I had to walk 500 more,” moaned Fuen.
“Injured at work? You could be entitled to compensation,” said Yuffie. “Call the Pro Claimers to find out.”
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Grey Moon – Sunday (ep. 2)
Yuffie wandered into the bar, wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard. She took a stool at the bar and ordered a pint.
“Going to a party?” laughed Reala.
“A costume party,” replied Yuffie. “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”
“Your love is Abe Lincoln?” asked Reala.
“Yeah,” grumbled Yuffie. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”
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Just then, a piece of string walked into the bar.
“Oh hell no,” yelled Reala, “I don’t serve pieces of string here!”
“Darn,” grumbled the piece of string. She wandered back outside, looped herself up and over then tattered her ends up. While straightening her tie she walked back in.
Reala eyed her with suspicion. “Aren’t you the piece of string I threw out a moment ago?”
“No luv,” she replied. “I’m a frayed knot.”
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Doris, 84, shocked to death by an electric blanket. She’d come in with black marks and burns across her face and body. Presumably, day shift had made her passingly presentable.
She didn’t notice the blood under the counter. Or the grin forming on Doris’ face.
She noticed a rustle when Doris sat up, but by then it was too late.
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A super short update today. The character portrait for this weeks #Colour_Collective is Seed. One of my four main bugly characters. Seed used to feature in an art print I sold on Etsy. I have it in my head, and once I have a studio, I want to do a stop-motion animation of the bugly’s. Roughly tear them out of card leaving rough edges and cement them in hairspray, so they hold shape. A South Park’esque style animation with Fears style humour.
A very big thanks and shout out to mcaimbeul of BongDoogle for a donation to the Fears this week. Thank you again, sir!
Next week, new stories as three ladies walk into a bar. I hope you all enjoy!
Reala slid Hydra and Yuffie a drink. “Welcome back Hydra.”
“Cheers,” replied Hydra, sipping his lemonade.
“Listen,” said Reala. “You’re sitting on that stool, and the cushion’s compressed under your weight right?”
“Yes,” pondered Hydra.
“So you exist, in a substantial physical form, taking up space around you, atomically,” continued Reala.
“I guess,” replied Hydra. “What does that mean?”
Reala leaned in. “You matter.”
Yeah. A hopeful pun to end Hydras search. Seeking Hydra is free for just one more day!
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