Tag: funny

“How did it go?” asked Hydra.

“Not great,” sighed Shavings.

“What’s that?” asked Serpent.

“I entered a competition for original designs,” grumbled Shavings.

“Nice,” said Serpent.

“It would have been,” moaned Shavings. “Unfortunately they called this morning to say I didn’t make it.”

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“I got fired again,” sighed White.

“Didn’t you just get that job?” asked Black.

“Yeah,” sighed White. “Working at the ring doughnut factory.”

“What happened?” asked Black.

“Eh,” replied White, “I got fed up of the hole business…”

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“Late, again” grumbled Spectre.

“Sorry!” exclaimed Sprite. “Cheese factory exploded on my route over.”

“Oh dear,” said Spectre, “is everyone OK?”

“I think so,” said Sprite, “but de-brie everywhere.”

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“Oh, I am still quite passionate about tea,” said Hydra.

“What’s your preference?” asked Yuffie.

“Typhoo, by a long way,” replied Hydra.

“I once heard Moses made good tea,” pondered Fox.

“Really?” asked Yuffie.

“Yeah,” said Fox. “Hebrews it.”

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“What sorts of things are you into Yuffie?” asked Serpent.

“Stalking,” said Yuffie.

“Really?” said Serpent, “I like jogging, climbing, cinemas, dancing and moonlit beach walks.”

“I know,” replied Yuffie.

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“I had a job at a bowling alley once,” said Red.

“Really?” asked Serpent.

“Yeah, not for long though,” said Red.

“Contract?” asked Serpent.

“Tenpin,” replied Red.

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“You ordered how many?” gasped Yuffie.

“About 16,000,” said Hydra.

“16,000 bottles of Tipp-Ex,” sighed Yuffie.

“It’s going to cost a fortune, I know,” squeaked Hydra.

“Why Hydra?” asked Yuffie. “Why order so many?”

Hydra dipped his heads down and looked at his shoes. “I made a massive mistake.”

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“Aha, is that the Ebay app?” asked Hydra.

“Yeah, I have decided to sell my old vacuum,” replied Flower.

“Ah,” said Hydra. “For spares and repairs?”

“Well,” said Flower. “It’s just gathering dust…”

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