Lincoln Yuffie

Grey Moon – Sunday (ep. 2)

 

Yuffie wandered into the bar, wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard. She took a stool at the bar and ordered a pint.

“Going to a party?” laughed Reala.

“A costume party,” replied Yuffie. “I’m supposed to come dressed as my love life.”

“Your love is Abe Lincoln?” asked Reala.

“Yeah,” grumbled Yuffie. “My last four scores were seven years ago.”

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Serving String

Just then, a piece of string walked into the bar.

“Oh hell no,” yelled Reala, “I don’t serve pieces of string here!”

“Darn,” grumbled the piece of string. She wandered back outside, looped herself up and over then tattered her ends up. While straightening her tie she walked back in.

Reala eyed her with suspicion. “Aren’t you the piece of string I threw out a moment ago?”

“No luv,” she replied. “I’m a frayed knot.”

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Doris, 84

Doris, 84, shocked to death by an electric blanket. She’d come in with black marks and burns across her face and body. Presumably, day shift had made her passingly presentable.

She didn’t notice the blood under the counter. Or the grin forming on Doris’ face.

She noticed a rustle when Doris sat up, but by then it was too late.

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Atomic Hydra

Reala slid Hydra and Yuffie a drink. “Welcome back Hydra.”

“Cheers,” replied Hydra, sipping his lemonade.

“Listen,” said Reala. “You’re sitting on that stool, and the cushion’s compressed under your weight right?”

“Yes,” pondered Hydra.

“So you exist, in a substantial physical form, taking up space around you, atomically,” continued Reala.

“I guess,” replied Hydra. “What does that mean?”

Reala leaned in. “You matter.”

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Heavenly Hydra

“What’s up there?” asked Hydra. “At the end of the road.”

“I’m not sure,” replied Yuffie. “We’ve never seen a god, but it’s possible one or many exist.”

“Do we go there as well?” asked Hydra.

“Eventually,” replied Yuffie. “Everyone dies.”

“I hope there’s sorbet,” pondered Hydra.

“That’s heaven is it?” asked Yuffie. “A place filled with ice cream?”

“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “That and all of the dogs that you’ve ever loved licking you awake every morning.”

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Living Hydra

“I took you with me,” continued Yuffie. “Imprinted your image on the minds of a vast number of artists, creatives, dreamers and children in the living world. You grew to your current size. A giant idea, thought and memory. A part of the little girl that continues to survive.”

“What was I to the girl?” asked Hydra. “A dream? A toy? Hope or fear?”

“I don’t know,” replied Yuffie. “I just wanted something of her to live on after her death.”

“You’ve always taught me everything needs to end,” said Hydra. “Life, journeys, fame, books, love and the careers of politicians.”

“I know,” said Yuffie. “I’m sorry Hydra.”

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Following Hydra

“I saw a young girl walking up the road to the afterlife with you in tow,” said Yuffie. “Usually, when humans die, a whole procession of us walk behind them. We linger here for a while before being forgotten and moving on. With the young girl, there was only you.”

Hydra furrowed his brows. “What else usually follows humans to the world in-between?”

“Everything they ever dreamed of, everything they hoped for, everything they remembered and did in their entire lives,” replied Yuffie. “Also, the tax-man and Facebook updates…”

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Finding Hydra

“Hello Hydra,” said Yuffie. “I’ve been missing you, where have you been?”

“Seeking my identity,” sighed Hydra.

“Ah,” replied Yuffie. “Are you having an existential crisis?”

“Not sure,” said Hydra. “What’s an existential crisis?”

“Well,” replied Yuffie, “it’s this thing that happens to humans when they can’t sleep at 3 am…”

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Lady Smoke

She just stood there. Watching her.

The door handle was hot enough to melt her skin. Her right hand useless. Her left hand wrapped in a t-shirt. Better luck this time.

Almost blinded by smoke, she could still see her. She ran down the stairs, the heat singeing her hair. Her tear ducts couldn’t function. Her eyes were dry. She reached the front door.

She stood watching from the top of the stairs.

She was outside, coughing, lungs filled with smoke. She felt dizzy. There she was. Standing over her.

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Screen Time

She stood by the console, looking at her laptop screen. She composed herself. She hadn’t expected it to be like this.

She adjusted her screen. Interestingly, she had no reflection. She turned to look at the body, laying sideways on the floor, still half in the fallen chair.

As the paramedics hammered on the door, she sighed knowing it was too late. She wasn’t coming back from this one.

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