Bedside Manners

Malcolm wondered how these cases came about. He knew this was going to stick with him.

The young boy drifted in and out of sleep.

Malcolm’s hand brushed over the model aeroplanes hanging from the roof.

The boy stirred.

Malcolm pulled his hammer out of his belt.

The boy smiled up at Malcolm. Malcolm smiled back

Maybe it was better if the boy didn’t live. At least he wouldn’t have to witness the horrors to come.

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Mountain Nights

“Mate, you look wrecked,” laughed Hydra.

“Thanks,” grumbled Mountain, hugging a coffee.

“Late night?” asked Hydra.

“Very,” sighed Mountain. “I stayed up all night. I wanted to know why humans are in awe of the sun rising.”

“Oh,” said Hydra.

“Yeah,” mumbled Mountain. “Then it dawned on me.”

Hohoho! That’s a vintage punch-line right there!

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Little Fears, Big Update: Wurm

Here be a quick update for a fast week.

  1. Wurm
  2. Dwagons
  3. ItsOnCraft
  4. About the Fears
  5. Inktober, Witchtober & Goretober
  6. Creative Market Big Bundle
  7. Patreon

Wurm

Check her out, a wiggly wurm, in the fantasy sense of course. She’s one of my Inktober doodles made good for this week’s Colour Collective on Twitter. No backstory yet as she’s a fresher than fresh character. I quite like the look of her. She’s a keeper.

Dwagons

Another Inktober creature, but I adore her already. Give her a moonlit backing and shes a sexy dragon who’ll be coming back in the future. She’s available as an art print from $12 on my Threadless store.

Linky: https://littlefears.threadless.com/

 ItsOnCraft

I was fortunate to be featured on ItsOnCraft’s craft cards this week. Head on over to catch my 30-second bite of wisdom on honing your craft. Complete with a cheesy pun of course.

You can see my card here: https://itsoncraft.com/exposure-daily-short-stories/

Check out the daily niblets of creative advice here: https://itsoncraft.com/cards/deck/

About the Fears

little fears vulture

I haven’t had the link for the About page on this site visible, since the beginning, yet people always found it. So two weeks ago, I tidied it up, made it show up and forgot to turn comments off. Doh! Apologies if you commented, I have since cleaned off all comments from my about page. I like my info pages nice and clean.

I don’t know if it’s cause and effect, but since making it visible I have had a number of new SKillshare students, t-shirt and book sales. Interesting. The power of a good about page? How the smeg did it get over 900 likes?

Linky: https://littlefears.co.uk/fears/

Inktober, Witchtober & Goretober

Yep, still doing Inktober, Witchtober and Goretober. A collage of how this week has gone.

Inktober has provided me with new characters left, right and centre.

Lucy has continued her killing spree across the internet. Interestingly, Lucy’s campaign of death is the most popular of the four projects I have going this month. Does that say something about me or you lot?

Yuffie’s looking a little more consistent in hat shape and style for Witchtober, which was the idea. She’s having a wander about the internet with Hydra and Ratty.

Creative Market Big Bundle


You may have noticed a little banner at the bottom of my posts the last few days. They won’t be appearing every day, but if I see a product I like and I think you may find useful, I’ll be nobbling an affiliate banner for it.

Creative Market bundles are something me and the missus have been buying for the last couple of years. Every month they put together over $1000 of digital goods and sell it for $39. The goodies you get range from WordPress templates to fonts to photography to mockups. If any of you click the banner and nobble a bundle, I get a few cents. It won’t make me rich, but it may help towards a web hosting bill.

Linky for those interested: https://creativemarket.com/bundle/october-big-bundle-2017?u=sableyes

Patreon

patreon little fears

Do you want a shout out at the bottom of my weekly update posts? Head on over to Patreon and pledge $10 or more a month and not only will you help with Hydra’s feed bill, but you will also get that weekly shout out with a link back to your site. Hit me up on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/littlefears

While we are on Patreon, a quick shout out to my fantastic new Patreon supporter Barbara from letitgocoach.com A wonderful wee blog that offers food for the soul. Thanks again Barbara!

 

Clickety Click

The doorknob clicked.

He held his breath, clenching his fingers around his son’s mouth.

Don’t make a sound.

Clickety click.

Those strange footsteps. They sounded distant. From their place under the bed, he couldn’t see any feet or legs.

Clickety click.

That was close. Where was she?

A clawed hand ripped down through the bed from above. He screamed. His son was already dead.

A Little Friday horror for you. I think I’m finally getting better at delivering the horror stories over audio. Finally… 🙂

Cloud Crisis

“Looking pretty miffed there,” said Cloud.

“I am not sure what I am,” sighed Hydra. “Frustrated.”

“Ah,” replied Cloud. “An identity crisis. I get them a lot.”

“How come?” asked Hydra

“Imagine this,” said Cloud. “Every time a human looks at the clouds above and sees a shape in a cloud, a baby, a plane, a giraffe or the face of God, another of me appears in the land in-between.”

“How many of you are there?” asked Hydra.

“Last count,” sighed Cloud, “about three hundred billion.”

“Good grief,” exclaimed Hydra. “I bet that makes accepting party invites awkward.”

 

Catching Fog

“Looking glum there Clay,” said Yuffie.

“Am a bit,” replied Clay, dropping an empty cup on the bar.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“I tried to catch some fog,” sighed Clay. “I mist…”

Brace yourselves! Another argument between the illustrator, his server settings and cloud-flare is coming…

 

Running blog competitions

Running blog competitions

Ya’ll noticed I ran a competition last week right? I mentioned the week before I had the goal in mind of gaining experience running competitions. I still do a fair lick of PR work freelance. In 17 years, I have had a hand in running three competitions. One I ran on Facebook when Like/Share comps were legal. One pairing up with a DVD launch which my colleague signed off without asking me first. Hoo, boy did that backfire. One was with a magazine. I ‘m not big of competitions, but I learned something from each.

With this competition, I wanted to see if the rules would be followed, how many entries it would acquire naturally and if it would impact my page views.

Method

I asked participants to share my post anywhere on the internet and post a link to the share in comments on the blog post.

How to enter

Share this post anywhere. Social media, blogs, forums and anywhere else on the net you fancy. Then leave a comment below linking to where you shared the post.

At the closing time, I closed comments on the post. 11:59 pm on Saturday 7th, so nobody could continue to enter the next day.

I added the names of all entrants to a spreadsheet and randomly selected a winner (mistakes happened there, see below). It’s worth saying when people leave comments I copy pasted their exact username into the spreadsheet. That way when I selected a winner I could simply search WordPress comments for their name, and pull up their contact email or social media account they linked to. Once a winner was selected and I had the screenshots for this guide, I deleted the spreadsheet. If you run a competition and collect anything more than names, you need to check the legal implications of any country that may enter. You may need to declare what you are doing with peoples email addresses if you intend to store them or add them to email lists.  By just taking names and searching comments for their contact details, I sidestepped any legal issues. Bare that in mind if you run a give away though. Data is sacred and can come with legalities.

Results

I had a very low entry, 26 people in total.

I did not push the competition. This was an experiment for me and I prefer to see followers and subscribers enter. Low entry is to be expected. However…

I did notice a lot more people shared the post than left comments to enter. I had at least 30 people shared the post on Twitter. With every Twitter share, I get an @ message. Although my icons show none, I also saw a number of Tumblr shares. I have 20 Facebook shares listed on the icons. Some people shared on their blogs as well. I’d estimate, across the board, I had 100 post shares. But only 26 people left a comment with a link. That’s quite a disparity eh?

I currently have about 28,000 WordPress followers and 40,000 social media followers. Each day my blog receives around 2,100 individual hits. Most of my views on LittleFears.co.uk come from WordPress reader, so I get no stats at all from that because most people do not actually open my posts. They are short enough to be read without opening my site. In addition, to all my main social medias (Instagram, Medium, Tumblr and Ello) I share the posts in full. So the 30,000’ish followers I have on those social media’s have no reason to come to my site. My stats will always be terrible. For the first three days, I received an extra 300 individual hits per day. On the fourth day, that dropped to 100 extra hits. Then I was back down to 2,100 hits a day. As a grand total, over the 6 days, I ran the competition, I received 1,000 extra individual hits.

I had an issue with the name selection. I had an over the top way of doing it in a guide I linked to in the original post. It did not work. The snippet of code needed to randomly select a name was easy to write myself.

Have a look at the image below. All the names from comments I added to Column A on a spreadsheet. Beneath the names is a cell with a line of code.

The selected cell with Amanda’s name in has the following line of code.

=INDEX(A1:A26, RANDBETWEEN(1, 26))

I think even as a non-software geek that’s fairly easy to follow. The A1:A26 refers to the cells the line of code is being pointed towards. The RANDBETWEEN(1, 26) is telling the spreadsheet to select a cell numbered 1 to 26. The spreadsheet then gives a random name in the cell you paste it into.

I hope that’s simple enough! If you want more advice with this, please do leave a comment and I shall do my best to help.

Takeaway

As you can tell, I learned quite a bit from running this competition.

The main take away is I need to run future competitions as simplified as possible. The difference in a number of shares I had to the number of entries was quite large. So, simplify. Ask people to take one single action anybody can do. Certainly, do not add two-step processes for running a competition like I did.

In addition, I would run a competition on one platform, so I can monitor it better. WordPress stats on poetry, haiku, short story and comic websites are notoriously unreliable. Consider Twitter or Tumblr. retweet and reshares contests would be better than a blog share contest. When someone retweets or reblogs on Twitter and Tumblr you get a listed notification. ‘Retweet this’ is as easy as I could make it, and may generate a decent outreach.

If you have any questions, please do ask. You all know I try to be as informative and transparent as possible with everything.

Say My Name

“What ya doin’, Bob?” asked the voice.

“Piss off,” replied Bob.

“Say my name, Bob,” said the voice.

“Never,” said Bob.

Angela kicked him under the table. “Who the heck are you talking too?”

“Sean,” said Bob. His eyes glazed over. “Shi…”

His head dropped into his soup. Bob was dead.

Angela screamed.

“Hey Angela,” said the voice. “What’s ma’ name?”

Ahh, this was one of my first horror stories. Before the ideas of creating books for my stories had ever formed in my head. Those with good memories may have seen a  tale long ago featuring Sean’s untimely demise.

Utterly shameless plug, Say My Name found its way into my horror anthology, Capricorn.

USA Editions: http://amzn.to/2frKA6e
UK Editions: http://amzn.to/2y6t8v0

Cheers!