Category: Hydra

“It was good while it lasted,” sighed Spider.

“What ya talking about?” asked Red.

“Spider says she once dated a snowman,” said Bones.

“What happened?” asked Red.

“Eh,” sighed Spider, “he had a meltdown.”

 

“He looks like a jerk,” said Serpent.

“Who?” asked Hydra.

“My chiropractor,” said Red.

“I bet he’s a lying and deceptive kinda guy,” said Serpent.

“Nah,” said Red, “he’s got my back.”

Sea-Monster waved around a placard.

“Whats that?” asked Yuffie.

“Protest placard,” said Sea-Monster, turning it out to reveal the word ‘Bad’ painted on it.

“Oh,” said Yuffie. “That’s not a good sign.”

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“What was he doing?” asked Cloud.

“Smoking a bee,” replied Hydra.

“But, why?” asked Cloud.

“Not sure,” pondered Hydra. “Maybe he was trying to catch a buzz…”

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“Hydra,” sighed Galaxy, “what are you doing?”

“Saving energy, doing my bit,” replied Hydra.

“How is that saving energy?” asked Galaxy.

Hydra forced the second brick beneath one side of the washing machine.

“Washing the clothes at 30 degrees,” said Hydra.

With this story I can confirm, not only is Hydra real but after the last spin cycle, my washing machine is now broken. Doh!

 

“How did it go?” asked Hydra.

“Not great,” sighed Shavings.

“What’s that?” asked Serpent.

“I entered a competition for original designs,” grumbled Shavings.

“Nice,” said Serpent.

“It would have been,” moaned Shavings. “Unfortunately they called this morning to say I didn’t make it.”

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“I got fired again,” sighed White.

“Didn’t you just get that job?” asked Black.

“Yeah,” sighed White. “Working at the ring doughnut factory.”

“What happened?” asked Black.

“Eh,” replied White, “I got fed up of the hole business…”

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“Late, again” grumbled Spectre.

“Sorry!” exclaimed Sprite. “Cheese factory exploded on my route over.”

“Oh dear,” said Spectre, “is everyone OK?”

“I think so,” said Sprite, “but de-brie everywhere.”

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“Oh, I am still quite passionate about tea,” said Hydra.

“What’s your preference?” asked Yuffie.

“Typhoo, by a long way,” replied Hydra.

“I once heard Moses made good tea,” pondered Fox.

“Really?” asked Yuffie.

“Yeah,” said Fox. “Hebrews it.”

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