Little Fears

Grey Moon – Free for 5 days

February 9, 2018 LittleFears31 Comments

The Little Fears presents: Grey Moon, has now been released! Boom! And in case you missed the post title, the ebook is free for five days. The fifth book in the Little Fears presents series follows an all-female cast of Little Fears as they figure out their place in the world in-between, explore love and discuss picnics with alpacas. All within the confines of the Grey Moon bar. A wee bit of shpiel for you.

If anything is going to save the Little Fears from awful punch lines, it’s not an alpaca with a duck on its back. In Grey Moon, Great British groaners are the order of the day as the assembled Little Fears make their way through 84 tales of ornithology, penguins, rum, love and splinters. Reala offers an Animal Cracker; A pigeon races an aunt; A Roman makes a scene; Yuffie gets hitched; Fuen walks 500 miles. Written and posted with scruffy illustrations daily on LittleFears.co.uk. These brief vignettes (50 to 100 words) chronicle the continuing adventures of the Little Fears. With only a sense of whimsy and a deep love of old British comedy, Grey Moon will make you groan, cry and laugh until a bit of wee comes out, in a truly original, unoriginal, work of art and fiction.

Sounds typical Fears aye? This is the last book I wrote without thinking in terms of writing a book. If you’d like to grab a copy, go to the Kindle edition, it should show as £0.00 to buy. Grab it at that price and its free forever. If you enjoy it, please do leave me a review. Y’all know a 5 star helps an author.

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Grey Moon UK edition: http://amzn.to/2nMfNoS

Many Movigos

February 8, 2018 LittleFears9 Comments

Another wee invitation for everyone. As many of you know, Alex, Layne and I watch things over the internet together on Saturdays and twatter about them on Twitter. Our numbers have grown. They now include Amberly, Ward, Eric and Mel. We have departed from being the Three Movigos, to the Many Movigos.

This Saturday at 9 pm UK time, Amberley the hater of lemonade and R Whites bane has chosen our double feature. Twilight Zone episode, Nightcrawlers. Followed at 9:30 pm UK time by I am Not Allowed to Fall in Love read by CreepsMcPasta. We’ll prattle along as always during the showing. If you’d like to join is, poke me on Twitter and I’ll be sure to @ you so you get in on the conversation early.

Informative informational bit

Video Links

Twilight Zone: Nightcrawlers
I am Not Allowed to Fall in Love

Twitter Accounts:

Alex @SynBoomstick
Layne @Chew_On_Glass
Lemonade @IamAmberley
LittleFears @TheLittleFears
Mel @GutierFiction
Ward @cleverward1
Eric @ericshayhoward

Times

We hit play on Twilight Zone at 9 pm UK time, it lasts for 20 minutes. We then have a quick dash to loo break and hit play on the creepypasta at 9:30 pm UK time, which lasts for 15 minutes.

9 pm GMT – UK time
4 pm EST – New York time
3 pm CST – Central time

We time ourselves hitting play using so we can be a bit synchronised. The odds of us all getting hitting play at the exact time are hahahaha no sorry don’t go there lol rofl just no. But we can be close!

Onlineclock.net

Any questions, let me know. Poke me on Twitter for an @. No guarantees about demonic entities coming out of TV sets to get you are given.

Hashtag

Hashtags are super important. They allow anyone who writes a blog post about the event to scroll down a unique hashtag and see the whole twatter’sode in real time if you click ‘Latest’. Also, on occasion, one of us loses notifications. Disaster!

You can insert a hashtag by either going to the hashtag in a web browser and composing a tweet under that tag. The tweet will automatically have the hashtag in. Try that here, and say hello to the #MovigosPastaNight. (Linky) Alternatively, you can copy the hashtag and paste it into every tweet.

So I ask, if you join us, please use the hashtag in every tweet, #MovigosPastaNight.

Accountant Needed

February 8, 2018 LittleFears51 Comments

Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 43)

“Hmm,” mumbled Fuen, circling an advert in a newspaper.

“Looking for a job?” asked Saturn.

“Maybe,” said Fuen. “Look at this one.”

The advert read, ‘ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000 – £40,000.’

“I mean that’s easy,” said Fuen. “The answer is -£5000.”

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Grey Moon Release

February 7, 2018 LittleFears35 Comments

Look at it! Muddy funster is it sexy!

OK, so, it looks like the sale of my house falls through after four months. ShitBuggerBumFart. I wasn’t prepared for my run of bad luck to continue into 2018. No worries. I’m now plotting out where the Fears, work, finances and I go or the next six to twelve months.

On the upside for the Fears fans, a series of plans that I had been delaying will now be crashing into effect this next couple of weeks. We have a Threadless free shipping sale. Digital rewards for my Patrons. The Little Fears studio, in which I offer design work. Including logos, book covers, website banners and anything else the Fears can help with. A new shop on this site where you can purchase my canvas paper Little Fears art prints. More Skillshare classes and of course, the release of the next Little Fears presents book, Grey Moon.

Hold your horses before you dash off to Amazon. As always, with the release of a new book, I will be giving the ebook away free for five days. The free ebook is intended for Little Fears followers and subscribers, a thank you for the continued support you all give me. You ladies, gents and those in-between are fecking awesome. Grey Moon is officially released, and free on Amazon, from Friday the 9th of February. I will post links to the Grey Moon ebook on the day.

Cheers everyone! You’re all fab!

Penny Pencil

February 7, 2018 LittleFears44 Comments

Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 42)

“Oh dear,” said Yuffie, folding out a newspaper.

“What’s up?” asked Reala.

“It says here,” replied Yuffie, “Mad Penny Pencil McGrue, the courtroom artist for Harrow Crown Court, has been arrested for reasons unknown.”

“Blimey,” said Fuen. “Any further information?”

“No,” sighed Yuffie. “Details are sketchy.”

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Those Personalities

February 6, 2018 LittleFears18 Comments

Grey Moon – Thursday (ep. 41)

Reala watched Saturn swing the door open and sit at the bar in a huff.

“What’s up?” asked Reala?

“My missus has been giving me stick again,” sighed Saturn.

“Oh dear,” replied Reala, pouring Saturn a glass of rum.

“She keeps saying she finds my personality sexy,” said Saturn.

“Aha,” said Reala. “Is that a problem?”

“Kinda,” moaned Saturn. “I don’t know which one she finds sexy.”

“Oh, don’t listen to her,” said Saturn, “she’s a moaning Minnie.”

“Be quiet you,” snapped Saturn.

“OK,” said Reala, pouring a few more rums.

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Lucky Penny

February 5, 2018 LittleFears68 Comments

Capricorn (ep. 70)

She closed the front door behind her with a sigh. Emptying her handbag onto the sideboard revealed a powder compact, a lipstick, some lip balm, and a loose penny, which landed on its side and stood upright.

“That’s supposed to be lucky,” said her husband, handing her a drink.

“I could use some good fortune after the day I’ve had,” she laughed.

Her husband nodded, downing his own whisky. Toasting himself silently, willing her to drink the poison-laden glass. He hadn’t noticed he’d given her the wrong one.