“I got kicked out,” sighed Scorps.
“Of what?” asked Fuen.
“Fire starting contest,” said Scorps.
“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “What for?”
“Match-fixing,” grumbled Scorps.
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Scorps Fire
Tag: Art
Feckin’ Foxes
“Feckin’ foxes,” she yells, kicking the bin bag.
She was baffled by how they kept coming. She’d put so much poison in her bin bags that all the neighbour’s cats and most of the dogs had died. But never all of the foxes.
She ties the top of the bin bag shut, again, and drops it in the metal can. “Feckin’ foxes.”
Last week she moved onto injecting cyanide into meat and treats, and leaving them about the estate. Nearly all the local birds were dead now.
She wanders back indoors. She feels rank break against the back of her neck. She turns. Rows of sharp yellow teeth greet her.
Feckin’ foxes.
Yep. That voice over right there is the onset of my first cold of the Autumn season… 🙂
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Math Tutor
“Bloody teachers,” grumbled Spider.
“What’s up?” asked Serpent.
“My math tutor just called me average,” ranted Spider.
“Oh dear,” replied Serpent. “How mean…”
Normal service resumed! Kinda! You’ll notice my little slider has been removed from below posts, the flavour text at the bottom has changed and the titles are missing from the main page. There’s a handful of other changes I’ve made along with it that most folk won’t notice.
I’ve done what I can to get the like button to show up on new posts going forward, but it’s not something I care enough about to spend more time on. We were discussing on social media last week about removing likes entirely from blogs. I get a lot of people like to show like love. Myself included, I have always been a self-confessed liker. But if likes were missing from a blog, what would change? What would be missed? People won’t stop reading something if they can’t click a button at the end. If anything I imagine it would encourage more comments to be honest. It certainly has this last week.
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Little Fears, Big Update; Seahorse
Little Fears, Big Update; Seahorse
- Seahorse
- Sprite & Spectre
- Inktober
- Patreon
Seahorse
Yeah, she’s a nice character. She came from the Inktober character spam. I tidied her up and coloured her for this weeks #Colour_Collective on Twitter. I reckon she’s a future character for the Threadless store.
Sprite & Spectre
Speaking of Threadless, Sprite and Spectre have landed on our tees as a duo. They are my favourite pairing out all the Fears. They were never meant to be a bromance, but they work so darned well together in the stories!
Spectre & Sprite are available from $12.95 on the Little Fears Threadless store.
Linky: https://littlefears.threadless.com/
Inktober
Clouds were an Inktober theme a few days ago, would have been rude not too! Art print for next week too as well I reckon.
I have been trying out the Faber-Castell Artist Pitt pens I got for Inktober and spamming out new characters left right and centre. I have absolutely fallen for them. They shan’t replace my Poscas anytime soon for the daily tale doodles, but they have become my new go-to pen for doodling on white paper.They are also currently on sale on Amazon.co.uk
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Patreon
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Lucy’s Wife
“My wife left me,” sighed Lucy.
“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “How are you taking it?”
“Awful,” sighed Lucy. “I have been so lonely and depressed I bought a dog, and a new motorbike then had sex with two women and spent a fortune on drink and drugs.”
“I am sorry to hear that,” replied Fuen.
“Mmm,” mumbled Lucy. “She’s gonna go mad when she gets home from the shops…”
Well, obviously Lucy was going to start migrating into some of the humorous tales. Everyone loves the wicked spirit, Lucy, right?
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Jelly Pasta
Jellyfish arrived, dressed as pasta.
“OK,” said Reala. “I’ll bite.”
“Not me you won’t!” yelled Jellyfish with a smile.
“Jellyfish,” said Reala, “why are you dressed as macaroni…”
“Fake macaroni,” pipped in Jellyfish.
“Why then,” replied Reala, “are you dressed as a fake macaroni?”
Jellyfish grinned. “I’m an impasta!”
“Good grief,” sighed Reala.
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Crab Football
“She was hopeless,” sighed Crabs.
“That bad huh?” asked Cloud.
“Who at what?” asked Fuen.
“I took Cinderella to a charity soccer match,” said Crabs. “She was meant to be our goalie.”
“Not that good, aye?” asked Fuen, walking into it.
“Awful,” said Crabs. “She kept running away from the ball.”
Fuen winced.
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Character Creation: Free Courses
Howdy gang! A very short Monday post this week. We’ve been talking on Twitter this weekend about character creation. Mostly because I’m farting them out left right and centre at the moment thanks to Inktober.
Point of the post, I came across two free courses this week on Skillshare. One from the WattPad team and one from Sarita Kolhatkar of Guild Wars 2. Both are 100% free. Sign up, skip anything that asks you to pay and take up the courses.
The Creative Writer’s Toolkit: Writing a Character Study
Starting with a blank slate is daunting, and in this class, Lindsey shares her favorite tool for overcoming writer’s block and starting your writing process: the character study.
This is a creative exercise that will help you develop characters that feel fresh and true to your writing style.
At the same time, this is also a practical exercise, giving you an informed starting place for the rest of your story, poem, or novel.
Once you have a character study, you can use it to write whatever fiction you want!
This class will inspire you to look at your everyday encounters and simple interactions as helpful starting points for developing a unique character. It’s perfect for everyone new to writing as well as writers looking to broaden their creative writing toolkit.
Course Link: http://skl.sh/2swO3FT
Character Design – Bring Your Imagination To Life!
Grew up watching Disney movies? Love drawing and storytelling? The objective of this class is teach you the various processes and Photoshop techniques on creating a character from start to finish, following a detailed process from thumbnail concepts to a completed digital illustration with lighting and color, perfect for your portfolio.
This class is great for anyone with a passion for drawing, painting and a love for Disney Pixar movies, and have often asked themselves, “how do I make my characters look like that?”
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Bedside Manners
Malcolm wondered how these cases came about. He knew this was going to stick with him.
The young boy drifted in and out of sleep.
Malcolm’s hand brushed over the model aeroplanes hanging from the roof.
The boy stirred.
Malcolm pulled his hammer out of his belt.
The boy smiled up at Malcolm. Malcolm smiled back
Maybe it was better if the boy didn’t live. At least he wouldn’t have to witness the horrors to come.
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Mountain Nights
“Mate, you look wrecked,” laughed Hydra.
“Thanks,” grumbled Mountain, hugging a coffee.
“Late night?” asked Hydra.
“Very,” sighed Mountain. “I stayed up all night. I wanted to know why humans are in awe of the sun rising.”
“Oh,” said Hydra.
“Yeah,” mumbled Mountain. “Then it dawned on me.”
Hohoho! That’s a vintage punch-line right there!
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