Sea Monsters Signs

Sea-Monster waved around a placard.

“Whats that?” asked Yuffie.

“Protest placard,” said Sea-Monster, turning it out to reveal the word ‘Bad’ painted on it.

“Oh,” said Yuffie. “That’s not a good sign.”

Howdy! So you know the Little Fears have three books out now? January and Spiders are collections of our humorous tales, with Capricorn being our horror stories. All three books are available on Amazon.

USA Editions: http://amzn.to/2frKA6e

UK Editions: http://amzn.to/2y6t8v0

If you buy a copy and enjoy it, please don’t forget to leave a review.

Cheers!

Little Fears, Big Update: Moss

Stone the crows, been a busy week! Here are some things that appear in this update that should be three or four posts.

  1. Moss Fear for Colour Collective
  2. Threadless art prints & tees
  3. Fears for hire

Moss Fear for Colour Collective

Dem green eyes though! This week’s Colour Collective shade was Vert Pre. Bright green to most of us aye? I knew I wanted to use Moss for the image. I was debating green streaks or splodges. Accidentally filled the eyes vert pre and yup, I reckon that nailed it by mistake. I need to get Moss into some of the fears stories. In my postcards from the in-between series I had him towering over Arthur’s Seat in Edinburgh. He was blue back then because, Scotland.

Threadless art prints & tees

The long awaited and advertised overhaul has happened! Have a gander at the Little Fears new shop front.

https://littlefears.threadless.com/

New product photography, a smattering of new designs, and yes the tee with Fuen bang in the middle will be returning. I need to get the imagery done for it first. Art prints are available from $12, so that works out better for our American friends who had a starting price of £12 ordering from my Etsy store. A quick preview? Sure, why not!

Fears for hire

My lease extension just came through. Ten months of cock-up, three years too late. Thanks, Land Registry and E&M! Twits… So I can get my house sold (finally), and I now have oceans of free time until a buyer is forthcoming. Do you have any work for a freelance illustrator, writer, PR gremlin, computer repair guy who’s a legend at sourcing weird and wonderful things? Drop me an email to fears@gmx.co.uk, and we can talk!

Cheers!

Smoking Bees

“What was he doing?” asked Cloud.

“Smoking a bee,” replied Hydra.

“But, why?” asked Cloud.

“Not sure,” pondered Hydra. “Maybe he was trying to catch a buzz…”

Ahhhhahahaha, narffle, snort, hahaha! I know that one is super childish, but I love bees! If you don’t buzz off! Hehahehar!

Tap Tap

“You know Jamie says we need to knock on his cupboard three times to keep the monsters in,” he said in a half question.

“Yeah,” she replied.

“Well I forgot a few days ago,” he said. “He started asking me to tap the toy trunk three times instead.”

“How odd,” she said.

“I know right,” he said. “Well, I tapped his cupboard last night by mistake.”

“And?” she asked.

“Tonight, he wants me to tap his head,” he said.

Originally published in the Little Fears presents – Book 2: Capricorn.

Enjoy the Little Fears? Consider buying us a cuppa tea by supporting us on Patreon and we’ll keep the frightful fiction coming!

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Washing Machines

“Hydra,” sighed Galaxy, “what are you doing?”

“Saving energy, doing my bit,” replied Hydra.

“How is that saving energy?” asked Galaxy.

Hydra forced the second brick beneath one side of the washing machine.

“Washing the clothes at 30 degrees,” said Hydra.

With this story I can confirm, not only is Hydra real but after the last spin cycle, my washing machine is now broken. Doh!

 

Original Designs

“How did it go?” asked Hydra.

“Not great,” sighed Shavings.

“What’s that?” asked Serpent.

“I entered a competition for original designs,” grumbled Shavings.

“Nice,” said Serpent.

“It would have been,” moaned Shavings. “Unfortunately they called this morning to say I didn’t make it.”

Hohoho! Shavings design was about as original as the punchline!

Dadaboomtish!

Want to help Shavings create an original design? Grab one of my books below and all profits from Amazon sales today will go

towards paying for a new shed for shavings!*

USA: https://goo.gl/r64kH4

UK: http://amzn.to/2wAgZPr

(*This might not be true, as Shavings is a fictional character doodled around a pencil shaving.)

Cheers!

Whole Doughnuts

“I got fired again,” sighed White.

“Didn’t you just get that job?” asked Black.

“Yeah,” sighed White. “Working at the ring doughnut factory.”

“What happened?” asked Black.

“Eh,” replied White, “I got fed up of the hole business…”

Doughnut! That’s how you spell it! Dough-nut! Shed off the corporate shills of Dunkin’ Donuts and be free to put more than one U into a word!

Disclaimer: I have never eaten a Dunkin’ Donut but with my massive sweet tooth, I would prolly like them.

(Insert related content and take that anti-pro Dunkin’ Donut (with an ugh) somewhere.)

Hey, if you’d like me to try a Dunkin’ Donut, you can buy my one of my books so I can put the earnings from my books into a doughnut eating fund!

USA: https://goo.gl/r64kH4

UK: http://amzn.to/2wAgZPr

Cheers!

Eating Brie

“Late, again” grumbled Spectre.

“Sorry!” exclaimed Sprite. “Cheese factory exploded on my route over.”

“Oh dear,” said Spectre, “is everyone OK?”

“I think so,” said Sprite, “but de-brie everywhere.”

Enjoy the Little Fears? Consider supporting us on Patreon and we’ll keep the frightful fiction coming!

https://www.patreon.com/littlefears

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Moses Cuppa

“Oh, I am still quite passionate about tea,” said Hydra.

“What’s your preference?” asked Yuffie.

“Typhoo, by a long way,” replied Hydra.

“I once heard Moses made good tea,” pondered Fox.

“Really?” asked Yuffie.

“Yeah,” said Fox. “Hebrews it.”

Typhoo is the greatest British tea ever created. And I shall dual you if you disagree!

Enjoy the Little Fears? Consider supporting us on Patreon and we’ll keep the frightful fiction coming!

https://www.patreon.com/littlefears

Cheers!

Little Fears: Vulture

 

There’s been a lot of blog posts on this usual non-bloggy website recently right? I certainly hope there’s not too many of them. If you feel your getting spammed by me, let me know in comments. Useful feedback is always appreciated.

This post goes back to the stuff I said I would post here four months ago and never did. As I have said in previous posts, I write six stories, draw six tiles and doodle one asset every working day. How many do you see? Barely a fraction makes it online. Mostly because I produce a lot of chaff (don’t we all), so I discard the worst. Some I save for a rainy day. Some I intend to give away to Patreons, both digital and physical copies. Some are for saleable artworks (see below).

I’ll confess, that’s just an excuse to show off some banging new product photography that’ll be arriving on my Threadless store soon.

Some of the pictures I doodle are intended to be drawn just for the sake of drawing them. Because I enjoy doodling them and would like to share them. Vulture is one such creature. I originally drew him in black and red. Then I saw Colour Collective were having a Timberwolf grey theme this week and DMStrachan’s Flickr group, Scribblers Cove, had a Second Life exhibition featuring whimsical art. A quick modification, decorate it a lil digitally and it would be rude not to join in right?

And hey, don’t be hating on him cause he looks a bit mean. Vultures provide a necessary environmental function. It’s not their fault there were at the back of the line when Creation was handing out good looks…

Some links for if you want to join in or nobble some of my wares.

Colour Collective: https://twitter.com/clr_collective
Scribblers Cover: https://www.flickr.com/groups/2958431@N25/
DMStrachan’s Blog: http://dmstrachan.co.uk/

Feas Threadless: https://littlefears.threadless.com/
Fears Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/littlefears

Cheers!