Blood Types

“What’s it say?” asked Cloud.

“It’s about my blood test,” said Black, clutching a scrap of paper.

“Anything bad?” asked Cloud.

“Not at all,” said Black. “There is a mistake though.”

“Oh?” asked Cloud.

“Yeah,” said Black. “Says I am blood type A.”

“Typo?” asked Cloud with a grin.

Black sighed.

We have a winner for our competition to win Lucy. Amanda Quah Li En takes the terrifying prize! Congratulations Amanda! I shall message you today.

Want to meet Amanda? She’s got an Etsy store and loiters on DeviantArt and Twatter.

Amanda’s Etsy: @quahlity
Amanda’s DeviantArt: @amanda4quah
Amanda’s Twatter: @amanda4quah

For those that are curious about running a competition on your own blog, tomorrows Little Fears blog post will cover my method, issues, stats, excel selection code, laws and some other fluff. Check back tomorrow after 6 pm UK time.

 

Another Clock Diet

“Really?” sighed Fuen.

“Oh yes,” said Alien. “I have been on the clock diet all week.”

“I bet that’s time consume…” started Spectre.

“STOP!” yelled Fuen, “we have done that joke four times!”

“Right,” said Spectre. “How is the clock diet going Alien?”

“To be honest,” sighed Alien, “I keep going back four seconds…”

Today is your last chance to enter our competition to win Lucy. If you do enter, be sure to leave a link in the post comments like it says in How to Enter. I can still see there are more shares than entries by a long way.

   

Little Fears, Big Update: Reala

You’ll be happy to hear, this update doesn’t require three cups of tea to get through.

  1. Reala
  2. Lucy on Tee
  3. Lucy’s Competition
  4. Ink/Witch/Gore*Tober
  5. Hit me up on Patreon

Reala

Our resident bartender for this weeks colour collective on Twatter. Originally named after an old Second Life avatar, I still use. Her namesake in Second Life is also a bartender, often adorned in red, white and black. She has a backstory, but that’s a tale that won’t be told until Christmas. The disadvantages in writing so far ahead heh.

Lucy on Tee

The first of Lucy’s tees, there’s going to be three of her (eventually). She’s available at Threadless on t-shirts from $12.95 and art prints from $12.

Shop link–> https://littlefears.threadless.com

Lucy’s Competition

I’ve only had about 20 entries so far, so the odds of winning her are in your favour if you enter. If you want a chance to win, please do leave a comment under the post linking to your entry. I can see the post has been shared far more than 20 times, suggesting people aren’t commenting to enter.

Competition Link –> http://littlefears.co.uk/2017/10/02/competition-time-win-lucy/

For the bloggers out there, I shall be explaining process, stats, complications and results of running a blog competition in Monday’s blog post.

Ink/Witch/Gore*Tober

Inktober, Goretober and Witchtober are all now in full swing. I’m posting four times daily to my Twatter, Instagram and Tumblr with all the new images. If you want to keep up, click the links below and say hello!

Twitter: @TheLittleFears
Instagram: Little.Fears
Tumblr: littlefearsdoodles

Hit me up on Patreon

patreon little fears

If you read to the bottom of my last post, you may know for any new $10 and $25 Patreons I get, I’ll give you a shout out and link back each week in the Friday update posts. $25 Patreons will be also written into the daily tales. Interested? Head on over to my Patreon page for details.

Yuffies Garden

Yuffie danced along the line of graves, cup in hand. A makeshift watering can, six holes punched in the bottom.

‘The Tap Dancer’s Dilemma’ played from her Walkman.

Another line of graves. Spreading her life-giving mix.

A twirl, a pirouette, a smile on her face. Rising through the dirt. Dead assembled.

Gem was going to like her new garden.

Just two days left to enter our competition to win Lucy this week! If you do enter, be sure to leave a link in the post comments, like it says in How to Enter. I can still see there are more shares than entries by a long way.

 

Chemists Death

“Yeah, he was studying to be a chemist when he died,” sighed Sprite.

“There has to be a pun there,” said Spectre.

“No puns,” said Yuffie. “We knew him, even if we did not like him, so we won’t make any gags about chemists, their deaths or anything that happens after.”

“What happens after a chemists death?” asked Sprite.

“They barium,” said Spectre.

Yuffie sighed.

Don’t forget to enter our competition to win Lucy this week! If you do enter, be sure to leave a link in the post comments, like it says in How to Enter. I can see there are more shares than entries by a long way.

Ko-Fi | Patreon | Etsy | Kindle | Skillshare | Threadless

Doctor Kodak

“Where’s Hydra?” asked Yuffie.

“Oh, erm,” stammered Red. “He’s gone to the hospital,”

“Oh dear,” gasped Yuffie. “What for?”

“He ate a barrel of Kodak camera film,” replied Red. “The doctor said we should leave him to sleep. They will let us know if anything develops.”

Aha! Oldie but a goodie! Don’t forget to enter our competition to win Lucy this week! If you do enter, be sure to leave a link in the post comments, like it says in How to Enter. I can see there are more shares than entries by a long way.

 

Swimming Inflatables

“Hey,” came a voice from the bushes. “Hey, Red!”

“Hydra?” asked Red. “Is that you?”

“Yeah,” replied Hydra. “Listen, the police are chasing me because I stole some swimming pool inflatables.”

“Oh dear!” gasped Red. “If Yuffie finds out she’s gonna be mad!”

“I know,” replied Hydra. “I gotta lilo.”

Don’t forget to enter our competition to win Lucy this week!

Knowing Time

“She was banging on my door at 2 o’clock this morning,” grumbled Hydra.

“Good grief,” said Cloud.

“She was shouting, ‘for feck sake! Your music’s loud. Do you know what the time is?'” moaned Hydra.

“Ah,” said Cloud. “Did you know the time?”

“Yeah,” said Hydra, “a standard 4/4 rock beat.”

A quite literal, badaboomtish! 🙂